Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
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Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, at a dinner I'd been planning for months with my fiancé to talk to our families about the wedding for the first time, he told me he didn't want to get married. I cried in front of both of our families and a dozen of strangers. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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Mearemoi 14
How inconsiderate.
ahabsfan 17
Could be worse. Could have been McDonalds.
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Comments (182)
icadragoon 11
Maybe because he took a public poll they decided he wasn't good enough for you. Take it as a blessing in disguise.
lena85_fml 7
I hope you don't end up marrying him, you don't want to make that mistake if he is having doubts. You don't want to get a divorce after only a couple of months of marriage.
coughyochick 7
You couldn't figure out how bad it was. But strangers could?
Bullpine 11
Maybe the people there decided he was a total douche and you could do better.
Enslaved 38
I say "no" too. But the only opinion that matters are yours and his. Do you really want to marry someone having second thoughts?
gracehi 33
I think the people polled said "no" because they thought you shouldn't marry someone who would take a public poll on whether or not he should marry you. Given your username, it seems that he followed through with their advice. It may be heartbreaking right now, but in the long fun you'll be better off. I can't imagine anyone being happy spending the rest of their life with such an inconsiderate asshole.
Gremlinswife 13
Took the words right outta my mouth!
Dracoboxer357 36
You know, Op, up until your man took a public poll on your future together, I was going to suggest talking it through with him and figure out where he has his doubts/second thoughts. Maybe it's just cold feet or insecurities or such. Now that I read the whole thing.....I have no idea why he took a public poll or how he thought that was tasteful, intelligent or considerate to your feelings. Perhaps the public Did do you a favour, he if was foolish enough to listen to them. I'm sorry Op, for your own sake, perhaps you're better off moving on. :(
Dilwann 27
If he's doubting now, the answer is always 'no'. It wouldn't get any better anyway.
TriflingAllDay 6
He went with his lifeline "ask the audience". I personally would have gone with " 50/50".
Sandman578737 0
Hahahahaha that is all