Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, at a dinner I'd been planning for months with my fiancé to talk to our families about the wedding for the first time, he told me he didn't want to get married. I cried in front of both of our families and a dozen of strangers. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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Top comments
Mearemoi 14
How inconsiderate.
ahabsfan 17
Could be worse. Could have been McDonalds.
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Comments (182)
PhishloverA 14
That's horrible OP, I'm sorry. FYL
ecascio2010 9
What an immature idiot.
sarahjacquelyn 3
They said no because your fiancé is a douche taking a poll, and the public saw that. Better off without him, sorry about that :(
journeytotheend 16
I'd cut up her licences
thesockbunny 5
Well of course they voted no. He asked them if he should marry you. No one would say yes to that. They were on your side.
worldclassrager 41
Jesus hope he is forever single what a jerk...and I bet everyone already said you can do better...
cuddlebunny3548 11
Good thing you got out while you still could
mpclaw 3
Ydi for going with the jerk. Good riddance to him!
dustymuffler 5
**** him
elikaas 10
That's stupid he needs everyone's opinion to see if he were to marry you? Theyre not dating you, HE is..