Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, at a dinner I'd been planning for months with my fiancé to talk to our families about the wedding for the first time, he told me he didn't want to get married. I cried in front of both of our families and a dozen of strangers. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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Top comments
Mearemoi 14
How inconsiderate.
ahabsfan 17
Could be worse. Could have been McDonalds.
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Comments (182)
iCherryPanda 12
Seems like you're better off without him. Cheer up OP! (:
coughyochick 7
It doesn't say they broke up.
ProhibitionRose 14
45- her name is exfiancee. I think it's safe to say that majority ruled.
SpunkyPeanuts 1
Is that really the type of man you want to be with? Think better of yourself! Move on!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I say, grab the nearest item and bitch slap him with it!
mikeofthunder 13
I've always wanted to slap someone with a fish...
WafflebotO_O 4
Raw fish works alot better. Just for future reference :p
Jaxx66 21
It's a fancy restaurant, I say pour your drink on him. Hopefully it's wine.... If it is, pour his on him and drink yours, then walk out. I've always wanted to do that to a bad date, oh well--- ...
solosohigh 15
they probably all said no because he was stupid enough to ask them. I would say no as well; clearly he's an idiot.
blondecat 6
Thats what I was thinking!
merrielp 13
Absolutely agree
sassypenguinxox 15
He had no problem embarrassing you like that? And needs the public opinion to determine whether he wants to be with you or not? Sounds like a keeper. Your better off with someone who actually does appreciate you.
reallytho3 11
I'd say he embarrassed himself.. But that's jus me
iamsolid 11
Society is ****** up now-a-days.
Cartera 10
Not really it's just every now and then there are inconsiderate **** tards who come along
iHeartRKO 5
You're probably 11 how would you know what a ****** society is? Just saying
ImmaB3AST 7
She looks at least 15. And I've known how people in society act and Im 16. Give some younger generations more credit. But I agree it's the people with-in our society, not the society itself.
TriflingAllDay 6
Ohhhh you do know how society acts, im so glad. Please get back to me after you finish high school and get a first job. Im sure you will be an expert by then.
iamsolid 11
Younger Generations put things into simpler perspective than older ones. what do you have against us? We are a part of the society and we see things a lot clearer than older people do. I am 15 by the way. The older generations shouldn't criticize the younger ones because you're the ones who raised them.
edlfresh 3
Dont worry, the majority was right. If he had to ask a room full of people should he marry u? Then u were already in for a nightmare
rdrr 2
Seems like the crowd did you a favor. If he couldn't decide then on his own, he didn't want to get married. Plus he was a big wuss for not making the decision on his own.
aFreedom127 9
The people have spoken...now dump his ass.
kimg0885 23
They probably all said no because they thought your fiancée was an asshole for even asking that in public and they thought you deserve better.
badbadkitty 5
Wow. I certainly wouldn't want to marry someone who was so inconsiderate of my feelings. I would say, thank god you didn't marry that douche.