Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, at a dinner I'd been planning for months with my fiancé to talk to our families about the wedding for the first time, he told me he didn't want to get married. I cried in front of both of our families and a dozen of strangers. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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Mearemoi 14
How inconsiderate.
ahabsfan 17
Could be worse. Could have been McDonalds.
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Comments (182)
limitedition 25
You dodged a bullet at the end of the day. The guy doesn't even have enough balls to make a decision on his own. Good riddance
Deathhound 27
You can just be happy about it. Like someone said - if he can't even make his own decision it's better to be off with him.
Bodzy81 4
If I would have witnessed such an act of embarrassment I would of cleaned his clock with a fist full of shut the F*#¥ up. Let him know how that made you feel and tell him he needs to really decide what he wants from you because you are leaving and it won't be easy to get you back.
monpetitchevelle 4
That is terrible. Poor you op. I feel terrible for you. Well I'd take that as a sign not to marry him. He sounds like a flake. Marry someone who appreciates you.
Calyx_fml 22
The people have spoken.
linnie_wesker 20
FYL because that's humiliating, but I'm sure everyone only said no because they realized he's an immature piece of shit.
iHeartRKO 5
Your picture is seriously creepy
julesrules2 2
Maybe it's a good thing! Maybe it showed u the real him. And the real him isn't someone u want to spend the rest of ur life with!
Factor_fml 6
He was trying to delegate the responsibility for calling it off to the crowd, because he lacks the balls to do it himself. People voted no because someone who makes public polls about it doesn't deserve a wife.
MNC14 2
He doesn't deserve you. You'll find a man who doesn't care what other people think besides you ! Your Fiancé is pathetic.
JustKittyKat 24
The dick obviously doesn't deserve you!