Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, and that's why he could never cheat on me with my friends. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, after I caught my husband cheating and lying, he had the nerve to claim it wasn't a big deal because, "I always come home to you!" FML
Relationship goals
Today, I'm thinking about cheating on my fiancée with someone who will actually love me, not control me. FML
Today, I told the man my girlfriend has been cheating on me with all about her infidelity. He didn't get angry; he just said that he knew, that they were in an open relationship, and that I was pretty stupid to have not figured it out sooner. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Logic
Today, according to my boyfriend, it’s not cheating if he doesn’t love the other woman, so if it’s just sex, it’s not cheating and I shouldn’t be upset. FML
They made me do it
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Top comments
DahkLohd 4
Good luck with that relationship.
Sparx1_1 16
Douche bags think it's ok to cheat. Real men (and women) know better.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (130)
Alleged_Cranium 7
Great Let's do it!
Cinn_fml 23
Seems like he's a prick, just know from the sounds of it he's not worth your time and to try your best to move on to someone who's mature enough to a) not think cheating is ok, and b) think for themselves.
iMOTHERHUMPERi 0
you are ugly. please delete your profile.
Cinn_fml 23
You have an ugly personality, please delete yours. :P
Jizwold 0
I'd still hit it :)
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
You just got told it's OK to cheat. Go get laid!
Ninjafriends 1
I bet your friends are so jealous that you found such a wonderful man.
HomeAl0ne 20
Damn, that's a good point he has there OP. My 5 year old uses "but Sophie and Jake set fire to their cat!" on me and it gets me every time. Where's the comeback to that?
staylor23 2
ask him if it's a big deal if you dump his ass...see what he says
ashbear208 0
I would have dumped his ass right then and there! and people are stupid to think everyone cheats! idiots! sorry your man is such a douche! i hope you find someone better!
LFAM_fml 0
Ahhh....BURN!! Aha!
mike3775 39
So everyone cheats? I would have said bye bye to him if I were you
iSitt 0
"To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American." - Dirty Rotteb Scoundrels