Love: Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is...

By Nalya - 27/12/2008 10:26 - France

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 23:02 - United States - Merrimack

Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML

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By onthemarket - 08/09/2010 19:46 - United States

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

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By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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Waiting around

By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:46 - Australia

Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML

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No gifts for you

By Birthdaypoop - 20/06/2022 12:00

Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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That's kind of a big issue

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 02:30

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, who I love with every fiber in my body, just told me that he's not attracted to me. Not in any way, shape, or form. FML

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Tuesday 19 May 2009 11:40

This just happened to me too ><

sm0508 0

Friday 1 May 2009 13:25

Ouch :(

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sm0508 0

Friday 1 May 2009 13:25

Ouch :(

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Saturday 2 May 2009 7:04

#1 I did not know that.

1daggs 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 11:40

This just happened to me too ><

BlumpkinDinner 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:14

haha bitch

NoNaMe5 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 18:58

I did not know that #1. And I'm sorry that your fiancé is such an asshole

quizikall 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 0:48

hes not an asshole, he just chose a bad time to break up

Struan 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:31

Burn LOL

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Sunday 7 June 2009 6:05

o my god, thts terrible!

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Thursday 11 June 2009 21:02

i'm sorry.... but i laughed my ass off. and #1 i didnt know that either. thats good to know. thanks

DWdizzy 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:37

a comedian

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Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:13

I would have socked him and then dumped his butt out. That really stinks!

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Today, my parents came back from their holiday and were constantly asking about "the girl I had over". They thought so because of the two wine glasses in the dishwasher. I didn't have anyone over. I just got drunk two nights in a row and was too lazy to clean the first one. FML

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