bloody
United States
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BellinaNico
Mcdonough, United States
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
oof
Boom, headshot
Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML
kidyounot
Statesboro, United States
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Stigmamma
Fragile
Today, my husband said he felt "dizzy from blood loss" after his nose started "pissing blood." After I said the tiny drop of blood from his split second nose bleed wouldn't cause dizziness, he got mad at me for "attacking his masculinity." FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
HomicidalPegasus
Bethalto, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Anonymous
Helena, United States
Better before than after
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
ideserveit
Finland
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Agony! Agony! Agony!
United States
Danger zone
Today, my girlfriend's needy five year-old tried to swing on my arm while I was cutting celery. I needed seven stitches. Later, my girlfriend complained that I should have cleaned up the blood because she's squeamish, and that I upset her son by yelling and cussing in pain. FML
Anonymous
Goodyear, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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DeidaraAkatsuki 17
Be glad you didn't marry an asshole.
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ViviMage 40
I recall the fml guys posted a breakup reenactment video for having a period "like, every SINGLE month!" If you really have a heavy flow ask your doctor. Birth control pills can help lighten the flow.
Trigabyte 8
Let him marry you, then take all of his shit.
an3ph 20
The amount of blood in this woman is too damn high!
msbeans07 2
What an ass hole, that's where you threaten to leave him for being an idiot to much.
theworldismad 10
hopefully that will only happen periodically
blondie107 20
He's obviously stupid. And an asshole.. Maybe he's on his "man period"? Ask him if he wants a "manpon". Haha(:
worldclassrager 41
If there was a sex (gender) given their is a valid ten days...but otherwise I am not sure how to supply a point...
arre2006 19
Way to marry into stupidity op
knotcool 15
Maybe it's a hint he's gay? ( assuming your a girl, and this is about your period.)
unixdude 9
That's code for "take your birth control".