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By bloody - 15/06/2013 08:57 - United States

Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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diaspora_fml 26

Monday 17 June 2013 9:08

a tampon might stanch the deluge ...

sugoine 12

Wednesday 19 June 2013 2:05

And....get rid of the whiny little bitch.

roro_superloser 13

Wednesday 19 June 2013 20:40

U need to save all ur tampons & connect them all to make a giant one. Then beat him with it.

BlissfulLiss 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 6:27

You should threaten to leave him for not using his brain cells enough.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 17 December 2014 23:44

Does he know that women don't stop having periods when they are married?

vargaso 17

Tuesday 6 January 2015 7:29

Bloody hell!

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