bloody
United States
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
BellinaNico
Mcdonough, United States
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
oof
Boom, headshot
Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML
kidyounot
Statesboro, United States
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Stigmamma
Fragile
Today, my husband said he felt "dizzy from blood loss" after his nose started "pissing blood." After I said the tiny drop of blood from his split second nose bleed wouldn't cause dizziness, he got mad at me for "attacking his masculinity." FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
HomicidalPegasus
Bethalto, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Anonymous
Helena, United States
Better before than after
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
ideserveit
Finland
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Agony! Agony! Agony!
United States
Danger zone
Today, my girlfriend's needy five year-old tried to swing on my arm while I was cutting celery. I needed seven stitches. Later, my girlfriend complained that I should have cleaned up the blood because she's squeamish, and that I upset her son by yelling and cussing in pain. FML
Anonymous
Goodyear, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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DeidaraAkatsuki 17
Be glad you didn't marry an asshole.
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Comments (119)
Ambient25 25
What an inconsiderate asshole. You deserve better OP, especially someone that's understanding.
nogood9 4
Maybe you should... cut it out.
Pokelad 12
Why is everyone assuming OP is a woman and the fiance is a man?
SlapAndTickle 20
Because there is a 95% probability that OP is referring to a menstrual cycle.
theunlovedemo 10
If I'm not mistaken, fiancé is the man and fiancée is the woman, ergo OP is a woman as they said "fiancé"
SmilieAKD 20
Because men don't usually have periods and I'm not sure what else OP could be referring to. By the way, your fiancé is a douche.
UO88 10
Because "Bleeding too damn much" implies she is menstruating.
Grauncho 27
#16 is a special kind of stupid with no basic sense of deductive reasoning. Holy shit.
ManInTheMachine 20
Am I really the only one that thought "bleeding too damn much" meant OP is a hemophiliac? That's the first thing my mind went to. I didn't even consider OP could be a woman on her period until I read the comments.
Pokelad 12
For all we know, OP could be a man with Infected genitals and is pissing blood. 'Bleeding too much' isn't much information to go on.
Pokelad 12
Or someone with a severe nosebleed or similar injury. Bleeding does not automatically mean 'menstrual cycle'.
Pokelad 12
or someone who is very accident-prone and bleeds a lot.....the list goes on.
mn_shr 22
74 - that was the most disgusting comment I've ever read on this site. Well done.
Pokelad 12
Sorry. Didn't mean to be so blunt. That's what I get for still being on FML at a ridiculous time. Also, I should've clarified what I meant in the original post.
somewizdom 15
Tell him it bleeds from dissatisfaction.
thanhmaaai 9
If he was actually serious, thank god you're not married yet. You should try to knock some sense out of him. If he's still the jerk he is after that, leave him. You're better off someone like that anyway.
rezho 5
Don't knock more sense 'out' of him. Try knocking some sense 'into' him.
NoFlippinWai 24
Yes fantastic way to start a life together. Insult, assult, and a domestice violence charge. Sounds like a lifetime movie. OP just remember the poleople on the internet told you to. It can be your defence case.
NoFlippinWai 24
people* rather.
Grauncho 27
Threaten to make him bleed as much as you to even the playing field.
k_lylepad 19
I'd tell him it's a monthly reminder that you didn't knock me up. Be happy!
kelseythompson 27
Classy.. for all you know they want children.. because they're engaged having a child wouldn't necessarily be that terrible.. being "knocked up" by your future husband isn't a bad thing
BubbleGrunge 18
Lets not all get our panties in a wad. Not everyone wants kids, and most don't want to get knocked up while they're engaged with wedding ceremonies on the horizon. Getting your period IS a gift if you're trying not to get pregnant. A lot of women get anxious and needy for their period every month. And when she shows it's like HALLALUJIA! Ok, I'm not pregnant, you can go away now. Classy or trashy has nothing to do with it.
k_lylepad 19
Thank you very much!
Trish01 23
I thought it was normal to always celebrate getting your period every month! Unless you're trying for a baby of course. 'Cause, you know, there's always a chance of getting knocked up, no matter which method of protection you use. Not coz I get around a lot, just saying.
imtooshy 18
Maybe he needs a woman that's already been through menopause?! Either way, it's a lame ass excuse.
frip_fml 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I feel his pain.
rita0ral 8
Prick