Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
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Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my sister and I have been in a prank war. She spammed my phone with dozens of random dick pics from the internet. My boyfriend saw and accused me of cheating. Now he won’t talk to me, and my sister won’t help me explain things. Guess she won. FML
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Welshite 39
What was your sister doing there with him?
tygerarmy 35
Well shit, I don't know #1 maybe the sister wasn't with him and she happened to be at the same place as the OP's boyfriend, saw him with a bunch of girls and decided to watch him, probably without letting him know she was there.
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Welshite 39
What was your sister doing there with him?
hugozac88 22
That's actually a good question
buckdharma 37
#1- I agree, your sister seems to be quite the under-cover detective. Is she one of Charlie's Angels?
katiesam199 11
he scheduled a photoshoot and she's the photographer
tygerarmy 35
Well shit, I don't know #1 maybe the sister wasn't with him and she happened to be at the same place as the OP's boyfriend, saw him with a bunch of girls and decided to watch him, probably without letting him know she was there.
uridea 14
Maybe the sister believed he was cheating and wanted proof before telling her sister.
evilplatypus 38
It's Louisiana...it's entirely possible the area they live in only has one or two bars.
perdix 29
#39, it IS Louisiana. If an area has two people, there will be at least three bars. Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Jea2096 11
Thats a good sister
dangousity 21
The sister is setting the stage, sister rivalry?
BreKendrick1993 12
No she was already out and he stupidly ignored the fact she was already there...
courtney680 17
Time for a new boyfriend..
perdix 29
. . . or a new sister.
botanistjessica 24
Boyfriends are easily replaced. Sisters, on the other hand, aren't done so as readily.
Wizardo 33
DI Sister, doing your dirty work so you don't have to...
life_sucks225 13
That's a pretty good excuse if he has evidence, otherwise, shaaaaaame.
NoDontKillMe 19
If it was true, it wouldn't be an excuse... It would be a fact.
kurodansei 16
Source Photos. Produce the source photos.
MelTheGreat 23
Laaaaaame comment
wtfwhyfml 12
...Wow. Moronic boyfriend is moronic. Not even sure I want to label your sister a bitch for showing you or not; she could have been aiming to help. Not quiet enough information.
nogood9 4
That was so redundant. "Moronic boyfriend is moronic." I would never have guessed that a moronic boyfriend would be moronic.
ChenEighty 20
You haven't been on the Internet long, have you? Blank thing is blank is practically an old tradition.
queerdragon 20
I am not sure how her sister would be a bitch for showing her that the boyfriend is a cheater. Even if the sister was doing it to be a bitch, I would rather know instead of wasting more time on someone who cannot be faithful.
nogood9 4
I have never seen that before, but if you are saying that that is not just redundancy, but it is an actual "thing" on the internet, then I apologise for criticising from an uninformed perspective.
evilplatypus 38
I think the sister would be a b*tch if she didn't say anything.
queerdragon 20
The bitchy thing would be to let the sister continue in the relationship while you knew. If that happened, I know I would likely cut them both out of my life, one for cheating, the other for not caring about me enough to tell me the truth.
young_weezy_fml 3
that is the default excuse
noelasis94 18
At least someone thought it was a good reason.
elephantsarecute 16
How did she get all those pictures?
ShadowNinja445 12
She was either at the bar OP`a boyfriend was at or she had friends that were there and knew OP`a sister and sent them to her to show OP
KatjaM 15
Science #8
tygerarmy 35
Seems legit. Other excuses: it was my twin. Those are old pictures. Aliens took control of my mind. I didn't kiss them, they kissed me, for no reason!
xx000o 27
Or they were paying me to kiss me, and I was short on rent money.
kurodansei 16
Pics or it didn't happen!!! Or pics and it didn't happen? photoshop is some funny business.