bloody
United States
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
BellinaNico
Mcdonough, United States
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
oof
Boom, headshot
Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML
kidyounot
Statesboro, United States
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Stigmamma
Fragile
Today, my husband said he felt "dizzy from blood loss" after his nose started "pissing blood." After I said the tiny drop of blood from his split second nose bleed wouldn't cause dizziness, he got mad at me for "attacking his masculinity." FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
HomicidalPegasus
Bethalto, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Anonymous
Helena, United States
Better before than after
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
ideserveit
Finland
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Agony! Agony! Agony!
United States
Danger zone
Today, my girlfriend's needy five year-old tried to swing on my arm while I was cutting celery. I needed seven stitches. Later, my girlfriend complained that I should have cleaned up the blood because she's squeamish, and that I upset her son by yelling and cussing in pain. FML
Anonymous
Goodyear, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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DeidaraAkatsuki 17
Be glad you didn't marry an asshole.
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Comments (119)
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe he'd be more comfortable with someone who's gay or dead. They bleed less also.
Shitler_is_here 1
That's the moment if they do leave and you beat them, you complain and be like "you're bleeding too much" xD
amifaiyaz 12
How does such a high level of douche exist?
KelleyD95 0
You deserve better. Dump the douche
iammeorami 25
make him bleed
acs123acs 22
Bleeding too much from what? Could it be a reference to cutting instead of a period or could it even be a nose bleed?
kidsgotastinky 11
Well just like try to stop at least?
yourmofo 6
He's an ass......unless you are using this excuse for three weeks straight not to get any action.
Omniprism 15
Sounds like it stresses him out. In all seriousness he may hate the idea of blood. If that's not the case then he's a jerk for sure.
Nosakare56 12
so is this bleeding in the bedroom or.....