Cheese luv
Watson, Australia
Today, my father threw out my $100 wedge of blue cheese because it "smelled funny". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
St. Petersburg, United States
Batshit soup
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Lactose intolerance
Today, after I learned a long time ago that it's prudent to smell your shredded cheese as with milk to check its freshness, that lesson came into play when I doubted the quality of some cheese my roommate was going to use for nachos. I smelled it and got the dry heaves from the stink. He can't smell anything. FML
sick of this shit
West Grove, United States
Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML
TheMysteriousTsundere
Today, my dad threw out all my food because a fly landed on a loaf of bread still in its package. He claims the bread and everything else that touched it is "contaminated". That was all the food I had for the rest of the month. FML
oppafucktardstyle
Waterloo, United States
Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML
socreepedouticanteven
Procious, United States
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
IAmACoolCat
United States
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
garlicbread
United Kingdom
Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML
rofindie
Forest Hills, United States
Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML
gemtas5
Malmö, Sweden
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
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Tripartita 45
After telling you the tragic news, your father went into his bedroom, locked the door, and took a mini fridge out from under the bed. He reached through the intricate array of expensive cheeses to remove his most recent acquisition, holding it to his face and smiling. You aren't the only cheese luver in your family, boy.
Tripartita 45
He's implying that spending more than about $5 ($100–$95) on cheese is a waste of money.
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Comments (54)
Bekll 31
"Come on, Arnold. Smell it! Smell the cheese!"
kerrygirl 13
Was very inconsiderate of you putting a food with such a strong smell into a fridge that you share with other people
HAMMONDYLAN 18
Cheese is cheese. I've had $3 blue cheese that's better than $100 blue cheese. Anything that expensive is a complete waste. Like the places that charge $150 for a 6 oz steak. It's bullshit
Average_person 12
why do you have a $100 wedge of cheese?
afry_21 13
Not to be rude, but who buys $100 worth of blue cheese?
Darkreign333 23
as a resident of Wisconsin, my heart bleeds for you
Brandon1000 10
That's my monthly food budget
safaaa_fml 9
I'm sorry but who'd spend a hundred dollars on cheese?
Jennapea 15
As a cheese lover, I can completely sympathize with this travesty :(
cptncuttlefish 24
Ydi for spending $100 on one block of cheese the **** is wrong with you