Miscellaneous: Today, my father threw out my $100 wedge of blue cheese because...

By Cheese luv - 21/09/2016 16:55 - Australia - Watson

Today, my father threw out my $100 wedge of blue cheese because it "smelled funny". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 12:00 - United States - St. Petersburg

Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML

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By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

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By TheMysteriousTsundere - 03/11/2018 15:30

Today, my dad threw out all my food because a fly landed on a loaf of bread still in its package. He claims the bread and everything else that touched it is "contaminated". That was all the food I had for the rest of the month. FML

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By oppafucktardstyle - 14/10/2012 20:36 - United States - Waterloo

Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By garlicbread - 26/11/2009 22:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML

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By rofindie - 07/05/2012 04:12 - United States - Forest Hills

Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML

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By gemtas5 - 21/09/2013 17:28 - Sweden - Malm?

Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML

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By Bondi414 - 15/02/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells like pee. FML

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Tripartita 44

Sunday 9 October 2016 16:06

After telling you the tragic news, your father went into his bedroom, locked the door, and took a mini fridge out from under the bed. He reached through the intricate array of expensive cheeses to remove his most recent acquisition, holding it to his face and smiling. You aren't the only cheese luver in your family, boy.

Tripartita 44

Sunday 9 October 2016 17:01

He's implying that spending more than about $5 ($100–$95) on cheese is a waste of money.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 9 October 2016 16:57

He probably thought it "smelled funny" that you spent $100 on "bleu cheese." Sounds like code for bath salts, ecstasy or hashish.

Jared900DUmpling 30

Monday 10 October 2016 0:00

Actually, it sounds more like the name of a cheese.

justalittle_fml 13

Sunday 9 October 2016 17:02

Why would anyone spend that much on a single thing of cheese,that's my weekly food budget for my family of three.

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 9 October 2016 17:31

Your dad sounds like a real Muenster.

smallandroid 26

Sunday 9 October 2016 19:01

Have y'all seriously never splurged on something super expensive because it's something you really like a lot? Have you never spent hundreds on some gaming system or other expensive hobby? Maybe this guy is just super into cheese, and has budgeted to spend a good amount of money on cheese every once and awhile. Most of you have probably dropped $100 on weird shit you like too.

Madz1996 11

Sunday 9 October 2016 19:48

ellabellaboom 24

Sunday 9 October 2016 19:52

He most likely didn't know that it usually smells that way. Just sorta let him know that and maybe ask if he could replace it somehow. If it really were an accident, I don't think he'd have a huge problem replacing it.