Cheese luv
Watson, Australia
Today, my father threw out my $100 wedge of blue cheese because it "smelled funny". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
St. Petersburg, United States
Batshit soup
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Lactose intolerance
Today, after I learned a long time ago that it's prudent to smell your shredded cheese as with milk to check its freshness, that lesson came into play when I doubted the quality of some cheese my roommate was going to use for nachos. I smelled it and got the dry heaves from the stink. He can't smell anything. FML
sick of this shit
West Grove, United States
Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML
TheMysteriousTsundere
Today, my dad threw out all my food because a fly landed on a loaf of bread still in its package. He claims the bread and everything else that touched it is "contaminated". That was all the food I had for the rest of the month. FML
oppafucktardstyle
Waterloo, United States
Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML
socreepedouticanteven
Procious, United States
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
IAmACoolCat
United States
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
garlicbread
United Kingdom
Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML
rofindie
Forest Hills, United States
Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML
gemtas5
Malmö, Sweden
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
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Tripartita 45
After telling you the tragic news, your father went into his bedroom, locked the door, and took a mini fridge out from under the bed. He reached through the intricate array of expensive cheeses to remove his most recent acquisition, holding it to his face and smiling. You aren't the only cheese luver in your family, boy.
Tripartita 45
He's implying that spending more than about $5 ($100–$95) on cheese is a waste of money.
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Comments (54)
RichardPencil 32
He probably thought it "smelled funny" that you spent $100 on "bleu cheese." Sounds like code for bath salts, ecstasy or hashish.
Jared900DUmpling 30
Actually, it sounds more like the name of a cheese.
justalittle_fml 13
Why would anyone spend that much on a single thing of cheese,that's my weekly food budget for my family of three.
Zebediabolical 45
Your dad sounds like a real Muenster.
smallandroid 26
Have y'all seriously never splurged on something super expensive because it's something you really like a lot? Have you never spent hundreds on some gaming system or other expensive hobby? Maybe this guy is just super into cheese, and has budgeted to spend a good amount of money on cheese every once and awhile. Most of you have probably dropped $100 on weird shit you like too.
Madz1996 11
ha
ellabellaboom 24
He most likely didn't know that it usually smells that way. Just sorta let him know that and maybe ask if he could replace it somehow. If it really were an accident, I don't think he'd have a huge problem replacing it.
tiffs1021 14
If you can afford to spend $100 on something like a block of cheese, why the hell do you still live with your dad?
InfiniteSecret 20
Shocking because living on your own cost more than $100. It could have been a special treat.
ElusiveMee 6
YDI for having a $100 wedge of cheese. A wheel, then maybe i'm in.
mrBearBear 11
Where's the YDI button when it's relevant? Why are you wasting so much money on cheese??
LyricaSilvan 30
Well, you know what they say. "It's hard to tell the difference between good cheese and bad meat."