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jay-frey96 2 November 2014, 15:36 San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

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whoops.. 16 January 2015, 03:15 Garner, United States

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

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