Intimacy: Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 00:57 - Australia

Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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Scarred for life

By Aly - 09/12/2011 15:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

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By awkwardmandy - 11/03/2016 18:28 - United States - Okeene

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

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At least it wasn't rotting coconut?

By Getmeoutofhere - 10/08/2017 17:15 - Australia

Today, I was masturbating when my dad came into my room to say goodnight. He leaned down over my bed, paused, and said, "What's that smell? It's like... oh." His face dropped and he left the room. I don't think he'll ever see me the same way again. FML

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Nice to know

By LyricalTragedy - 16/12/2016 00:08

Today, I saw my father for the first time in two years. He felt compelled to tell me about how he got involved with a BDSM group and got an STD because of it. FML

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CREEPY!

By Anonymous - 21/10/2025 22:00

Today, my father-in-law confessed during dinner that he watched me and my wife have sex that morning through the window. He even more awkwardly brought it back up later that evening to say I seemed very good at it, and tried asking for details about me and my wife’s sex life. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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The moment when…

By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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mcfaily 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:25

he was giving pointers, how nice of him to lend a hand ;)

virusin 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:53

did he finger the hands? hahah get it FINGER! ohh f**k you guys u.u

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bolek 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 18:32

so true!! thank u!!! lmao

N1K1 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:34

hahaha, this FML is my life !

Misguided_Ghost 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 8:17

haaha; you have a cool dad there. (;

MrIrish20 1

Thursday 8 April 2010 18:04

That's not an FML, your dad is funny as hell. YDI for posting this as an FML.

breenntt 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 21:51

yoour dads coool

montana2010 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:43

he might have just made that Cato up rot scare u from having sex and havin a kid

Trtny25 7

Wednesday 21 March 2012 4:26

If this kind of conversation happens a lot it could be considered as abuse :/

esp_superstar 10

Sunday 30 September 2012 15:12

Wow, u got a disturbing dad there mate

acer145 19

Sunday 1 June 2014 0:42

Sorry OP if that happened to me I would be scared for life

ninjaboy13254 7

Wednesday 18 March 2015 14:42

lol my dad's don't that...

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