Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
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Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML
Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML
Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, I attended my mother's funeral. My husband came too, and during the service, I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves, until he started snorting too, and I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML
Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML
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choose8 0
that's messed up
ADayToPierceTheV 0
what a dick
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Comments (162)
DReamBig24 0
I think maybe you should talk to your husband about maturity and being considerate...
FarSide 23
Uhhhhhhhh... nope. A good "talking to" will not sort his ass out. Nor will a "Come To Jesus" meeting. Some bastards are just too socially awkward and lacking a modicum of common sense that the ONLY recourse is to beat the complete living dog-shit out of them. Sadly, OP's husband is this way.
CsDy1395 6
...just tell "dead dumbass" jokes at his funeral?
GamerMatt97 0
wow your old friend is going over the pain of the loss of their baby and.your husband has the courage 2 make dead baby jokes I'm really sorry for this but your husband is a pathetic lowlife piece of shit who is lucky 2 have a wife to support his lazy ass
FarSide 23
How much courage does it take to be a cold, brainless, insensitive son of a motherless *****?
Acadania 0
why are you even married to that asshole?
TheAsianAmerican 5
i would've smacked him if he told me a dead baby joke !
why_me92 0
whats the point of having a funeral for something that was not ever successfully born
lmaoatall 6
what the hell do you think they'll do with it? eat it? boners is right!!!
bsaun2011 0
That's so stupid
Karen93_fml 3
Thats horrible
Aryan_Sheen 0
He must be related to Casey Anthony
mikaykaykayla 0
And you're still married to him?