Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
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Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML
Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML
Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML
Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, I attended my mother's funeral. My husband came too, and during the service, I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves, until he started snorting too, and I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML
Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML
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choose8 0
that's messed up
ADayToPierceTheV 0
what a dick
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Comments (162)
NeverSHOUTNnever 0
that's terrible!
FarSide 23
Obviously, the Moderator does not have any children. Else they would have chimed in by now.
SteelCladAngel 0
agreed. absolutely no correct time or place for dead baby jokes.
instnt1nfction 17
boners, did you watch that in a porno
rebelsrock 17
watta dick
elpacino32605 0
I didn't know there was such a thing as dead baby jokes...hmmmm either way what an asshole! you should cut off his penis and make no-penis jokes!
SteelCladAngel 0
op, I think you should clamp his dick and balls in a vise while carrying a lighter and a can of gasoline, hand him a hacksaw and tell him that joke about the husband who cheats on his wife and she clamps /his/ dick in a vise and sets their house on fire ;)
butterflyz1961 2
Please tell me that somebody kicked his ass.
kduubb 7
your husbands ****** up..
foreverbabe5 0
wow . smh