Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year-old guy. FML
Today, I finally put my Christmas lights up. In the process, a branch from the bush in my yard smacked me in the face, giving me a very noticeable scar on my nose. I have a photo session tomorrow. FML
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
Today, I was in a car accident, two days before Christmas. I'm now laying at home, not able to walk. My whole family thinks that I'm joking. A car drove over my foot, I'm not joking. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
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Top comments
gleeeeek 7
You should jokingly push him in a frozen lake...
drooller 9
Make him pay for plastic surgery..
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Comments (178)
Pentium_4 27
Op your dad is kind of a dick. but your username made me chuckle
DEMACIA_fml 6
Kind of a dick? If being pushed into a fire is "kind of a dick", I'd hate to think what you'd consider being a real dick.
Pentium_4 27
Exactly, you don't want to know!!
zombicidal 11
I consider male genitalia to be what I'd call a real dick
iamesauce 4
I don't think you guys know what part of his body he used to push OP in to the fire...
CoolRainbowdash 15
Is this the same father who set his lawn on fire for thanksgiving???
AliCat18 12
That is truley terrible! I am so incredibly sorry! x
Ellifish 2
Your spelling is TRULY terrible.
Pelreskovich 11
Your dad is an asshole. But be honest with yourself did he really do it jokingly?
attaboy368 20
oh! That is a whole new element and kind of frightening to think about. Sad to say the news says there are more parents these days that do stuff like that on purpose. what a world we live in
DEMACIA_fml 6
You know who else is a dick? Whoever put YDI for this FML.
TheNewGuy03 29
Those same people would select "YDI" even if the FML read, "My entire family was murdered during a robbery." The world we live in... |the kid|
rttr 18
I put both, because WHO THE HELL burns their Christmas tree?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Are you saying the burning of the christmas tree is OP's idea? Did he set himself up by his own stupidity to be pushed by his father? That my friends is the mentality of the average YDI troll, always looking for reasons to blame op, even if it's not his fault. SMFH...
Michael_92 20
@33 We burn our tree every year at the first fire of the season. What do you do, throw it in the trash?
sabor_ranchero 12
There are now recycling programs, too.
ZebulonPike 8
I agree. It pollutes.
raphanne_fml 33
I can't even fathom the immensity of your father's stupidity... I hope you make him pay the bills if you ever decide to have restorative surgery...
somewizdom 15
That's mature parenting right there.
vanemi428 2
You're father must be an a-list douche
Akharr01 5
Chicks like a guy with a scar :D
JJambiya21 0
Unless op is a chick...
cyK0tek 0
"frownieface".... Pretty safe to assume op's a girl lol
Akharr01 5
Well most of the time a father wouldn't dare play like that with his daughter, so probably a guy.
ShadowsEcho 1
My dad treats me and my brother the same so it could be a girl. Actually I think it is a girl Sooo yeah.
alyssahowell97 4
Dude your dad has issues