By hakuna matata - 31/10/2012 10:06 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 947
You deserved it 3 602

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take them and then rub it in their faces when you have a hot body and they don't ;)


YDI fatty

Holllyyy shhhiiitttt. The amount of thumbs down you are going to get..... Just wow.

"YDI fatty"? What in the fuck is wrong with you, asshole?

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It's a great family, isn't it?

what a wonderful phrase

It's a problem free philosophy

"Where'd you get your body from? I got it from my momma.. I got it from my momma" Sing that in front your mom=payback

Hey minilunda what is your picture of????

That's Brandon Urie of a band called "Panic! At The Disco". That's him in one of their music videos "I write Sins not Tragedies".

40, 41 It's Brednon alright but the song is The Ballad of Mona Lisa. I stumbled on the song last night. Former Diehard Panic fan...

Does it matter? Still a great band and 2 good songs

I knew it was him!! Ha he looked so familiar but I couldn't quite place him and I've never seen that music video. Thanks guys :)

Made my day to read about panic fans on FML

take them and then rub it in their faces when you have a hot body and they don't ;)

Then there'll be no worries for the rest of your days

I think you've just been owned lol.

Not only owned... Bought, owned and then sold...

I think this Simbalizes bigger problems in the family. I mean maybe her brother isn't lion and she really is overweight, but at least she's doing something about it.

37 - Agreed. I hope those insults don't Scar OP for lie.

Life*. I apologize for my horrible pun.

This incident probably really damaged OP's pride

That was quick thinking on your brother's part.

Yea, I'd be proud if I was OP

Right? It might've been rude but it was funny.

they're the idiots! Anything you do to promote a healthy lifestyle is worth being proud of!... But expect a lot of high fives at Zumba!

What is Zumba anyways?

From my understanding, It's like aerobics but fast paced with dancing thrown in.

Ask perdix...he zumbas!

#47, it's a group exercise class featuring Latin dance moves (salsa, merengue, etc.) and mostly Latin music. If you go all out, it can be about the most intense workout you can get. And if you like being outnumbered by girls, it's the place to be.

Hit it up, lose weight. It's all good. I enjoy your family though

That's when you go Scar on their asses and kick them into the path of stampeding gazelle. Or in this case, the freeway. No hard feelings, right?

Scar's origins... He is so skinny in the movie because he lost all of that weight, but still seeked vengeance...

Hogwash. I think you should still do it

Who cares what they say! Just show em that you can do it