Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I was finally about to propose to my girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. Just as I got down on one knee, the fire alarm went off and the entire restaurant had to evacuate. She thought I was joking, and now she’s mad at me for "messing with her emotions." FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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andrysb24 5
that does sound horrible! j/k OP sorry things didn't work out the way you planned
motero 0
damn if dats not coincidence I don't know what is
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Comments (49)
maskedman 9
Sounds like your girlfriend might be extremely stupidstitious. Seriously, if you aren't superstitious then the fact that she said something horrible was going to happen and that you were going to to propose shouldn't matter to you.
DarkHelmet 10
Ouch...well look at it this way; at least now you won't get divorced and cry like a girl when she takes all the marriage purchases ANNNDDD half all ur shit to.
Doortje 30
Wow, she makes a great psychic! Can I have her number? I'd like to know what the future holds for me.
SirEBC 7
Translation: "I'm ******* another dude." You're welcome.
dezinspaaace 0
win.
teffysayshi 8
I couldn't help but laugh when I read this..
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I laughed at your pic, then I remembered it's not nice to laugh at retards. but then I also remembered I'm an asshole so hahahahah.
zwtw 0
lol and I am a dick so I lolzed to
HBubble 3
YDI for dating a clearly stupid girl.
catkat1988 17
Eh... And you think she actually sensed you were going to propose and thought that was horrible? Maybe she's not the only superstitious person around. The "something horrible" could be anything - one of you could choke to death on a fishbone, get hit by a car, get severe, life-threatening food-poisoning or whatever - by coincidence (or fate if you're superstitious) the same night that you proposed. Don't let your girlfriend's superstitious beliefs mess that much with your mind. If the FML is that you had to reschedule your proposal plans for a silly superstition, on the other hand, then indeed, FYL.
robc32ca 4
sorry for you but maybe it's a sign for you to move on.
melibear89 7
I'd move on OP. if she's that superstitious to cancel plans on a "feeling" then she's not worth it.
4mar2ley0 0
when I get bad feelings in the pit of my stomach I rarely decide to change my plans. oftentimes I regret not listening to it
Quagmire_ladies 9
lmao!!!! dayuuuum!