By Username - 21/01/2011 01:41

Today, while trying to explain to my date that a small coffee would be fine, I said, "I'm cheap and I'm easy." FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 190
You deserved it 34 229

Same thing different taste


what's wrong with that? it's just a good little joke to break the ice. i would have laughed.

iSitt 0

If you are what you eat, then I'm cheap, fast and bad for you. - bumper sticker

emodude44 0

If you are what you eat then I don't exist ;)

I eat people what does that make me a person ? no that's to easy

23 would be whatever her meal had ate. Example: If someone eats broccoli they are therefore broccoli ( you are what you eat rule in effect ). If you eat them they would be broccoli, so you would be eating broccoli and then be broccoli.

you mean a slore (**** + *****. oh yes, yes I did)? yes. yes it does.

slores are great u barley have to talk to em and they'll **** u

you may barely have to talk to them but prices are INSANE!!!! (even though she says she's cheap)

haha! so, your cheap and easy!! get over it!!

Ruckainc 0
RedPillSucks 31

Cold coffee and hot sex? Or vice versa...

XxKyttixX 0

lol wonder how the rest of that night went.

DarkHelmet 10

u just wanted him to know you were a *****!!! lol jk but you definitely let him know he was getting some that night

OP is a girl. they went some where and she just ordered a small coffee. then she said this

Oh wow, you're a life saver! Thanks so much for pointing out the obvious and restating the FML. You're my hero!