By Username - 21/01/2011 01:41

Spicy
Today, while trying to explain to my date that a small coffee would be fine, I said "I'm cheap and I'm easy". FML
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Skodos_fml 0
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She left you right? right?

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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Sounds like the perfect women to me

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Skodos_fml 0
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She left you right? right?

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unfortunate_13 5
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what's wrong with that? it's just a good little joke to break the ice. i would have laughed.

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iSitt 0

If you are what you eat, then I'm cheap, fast and bad for you. - bumper sticker

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unfortunate_13 5
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then you're also fat^^

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ortega_fml 0
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in this economy i dont blame you.

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emodude44 0

If you are what you eat then I don't exist ;)

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breakofdawn1 0
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I eat people what does that make me a person ? no that's to easy

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ImanAzol 4
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It makes you a Humanitarian.

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MrCatman1125 2
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23 would be whatever her meal had ate. Example: If someone eats broccoli they are therefore broccoli ( you are what you eat rule in effect ). If you eat them they would be broccoli, so you would be eating broccoli and then be broccoli.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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Sounds like the perfect women to me

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mamamiaaa_fml 12
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you mean a slore (slut + whore. oh yes, yes I did)? yes. yes it does.

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Jizwold 0
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slores are great u barley have to talk to em and they'll fuck u

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twat_luva 0
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you may barely have to talk to them but prices are INSANE!!!! (even though she says she's cheap)

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truthbetoldxoxo 0
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haha! so, your cheap and easy!! get over it!!

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caroliquey 0
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I think he got it;)

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Ruckainc 0

So did you get some or not?

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RedPillSucks 31

Cold coffee and hot sex? Or vice versa...

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eastangels 0
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hahahaha youre a g dude

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XxKyttixX 0

lol wonder how the rest of that night went.

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xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0

wait y would u say that

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DropDead77 11
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well hellooooo

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DarkHelmet 10

u just wanted him to know you were a whore!!! lol jk but you definitely let him know he was getting some that night

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Monst3r21 0
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OP is a girl. they went some where and she just ordered a small coffee. then she said this

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gooBUZZ 0
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Oh wow, you're a life saver! Thanks so much for pointing out the obvious and restating the FML. You're my hero!

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