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Skodos_fml
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She left you right? right?
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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Sounds like the perfect women to me
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Skodos_fml
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She left you right? right?
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unfortunate_13
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what's wrong with that? it's just a good little joke to break the ice. i would have laughed.
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iSitt
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If you are what you eat, then I'm cheap, fast and bad for you. - bumper sticker
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unfortunate_13
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then you're also fat^^
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ortega_fml
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in this economy i dont blame you.
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emodude44
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If you are what you eat then I don't exist ;)
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breakofdawn1
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I eat people what does that make me a person ? no that's to easy
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ImanAzol
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It makes you a Humanitarian.
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MrCatman1125
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23 would be whatever her meal had ate.
Example: If someone eats broccoli they are therefore broccoli ( you are what you eat rule in effect ). If you eat them they would be broccoli, so you would be eating broccoli and then be broccoli.
Example: If someone eats broccoli they are therefore broccoli ( you are what you eat rule in effect ). If you eat them they would be broccoli, so you would be eating broccoli and then be broccoli.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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Sounds like the perfect women to me
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mamamiaaa_fml
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you mean a slore (slut + whore. oh yes, yes I did)? yes. yes it does.
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Jizwold
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slores are great u barley have to talk to em and they'll fuck u
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ubetrwatchBN
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Giggity
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Strebor
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giggolo*
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twat_luva
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you may barely have to talk to them but prices are INSANE!!!! (even though she says she's cheap)
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truthbetoldxoxo
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haha! so, your cheap and easy!! get over it!!
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caroliquey
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I think he got it;)
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Ruckainc
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So did you get some or not?
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Cold coffee and hot sex? Or vice versa...
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eastangels
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hahahaha youre a g dude
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XxKyttixX
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lol wonder how the rest of that night went.
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xxxJORDYBEARxxx
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wait y would u say that
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DropDead77
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well hellooooo
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DarkHelmet
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u just wanted him to know you were a whore!!! lol jk but you definitely let him know he was getting some that night
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Monst3r21
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OP is a girl. they went some where and she just ordered a small coffee. then she said this
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gooBUZZ
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Oh wow, you're a life saver! Thanks so much for pointing out the obvious and restating the FML. You're my hero!
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freenuggets
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lmfao goobuzz
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