Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I was finally about to propose to my girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. Just as I got down on one knee, the fire alarm went off and the entire restaurant had to evacuate. She thought I was joking, and now she’s mad at me for "messing with her emotions." FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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andrysb24 5
that does sound horrible! j/k OP sorry things didn't work out the way you planned
motero 0
damn if dats not coincidence I don't know what is
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Comments (49)
Vamp_enemy 0
Maybe the universe is showing you the way to true love. Our life hates you!
raspackman 0
she was right. u don't wanna marry that crazy lady
abcd165 0
I sense a disturbance in the force
LanaToTheTA 13
Aw I'm sorry! Did u ever get to propose?
KyleJstorm 0
Then don't date someone superstitious girls srs ba thing happen when a guy dates a girl or vice versa and there extremely something six bro
ArielTheMermaid 17
LOL
audreyms 0
It's okay superstitions aren't legit...(: its probably a mind over matter thing
ChadHelton 8
Something horrible wad going to happen, you might have married that crazy bitch.
IHaveThePower 18
That sounds more like anxiety. Try to be patient and work with her 'sense'--her brain may just be making her randomly terrified of things. It happened to me; for me it was trauma-based, but some people are just born with bad brain chemistry. Ask her if she wants to talk to a doctor, and try to be honest and not surprise her.