Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I was finally about to propose to my girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. Just as I got down on one knee, the fire alarm went off and the entire restaurant had to evacuate. She thought I was joking, and now she’s mad at me for "messing with her emotions." FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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andrysb24 5
that does sound horrible! j/k OP sorry things didn't work out the way you planned
motero 0
damn if dats not coincidence I don't know what is
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Comments (49)
itsbryn 0
Pretty sure he knows that she's like that. And he was still planning on proposing. So he's okay with it mostly.
42billybob 5
Ouch. Although it's only bad if you're spiritual. Or if there's a trail of people who told each other that lead to her. Check the trail.
fitzirilo 0
BAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
guppy40000 0
yeah this kind of stuff will just keep happening if she believes really strongly in this superstitious crap. if you dont believe in it and you marry her its gonna cause you problems in your marriage gauranteed. spiritual disagreements rank as one of the top reasons people get divorced. Make sure you have lots in common before you marry
ideasrule 13
Break up with her. If she's stupid enough to believe in this nonsense, you would be insulting yourself by marrying her.
ideasrule 13
...and oftentimes you're glad that you didn't listen to it
SakuraKissu 0
That WAS the horrible thing she sensed, OP. Horrible for you for dating a superstitious wench.
bobjoefredsky 0
HOLY CRAP MAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS BADASS THAT IS FRIKIN AMAZING YOU SHUD BE HAPPY YOUR GIRL IS A PHYSIC
savannah192819 0
Hahaha! Oh man. Sucks.
Domo_Arigato7 3
What a dumb bitch.