Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML
Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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Top comments
kelissa_fml 16
The real question is: do you still love her now??
omarzrgz 3
Doesn't matter had sex... Wait, it does matter! O:
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Comments (129)
jellybeardoggie 4
Dayummmm what a bitch brony !
jellybeardoggie 4
No
thelastavailable 13
Aw that's actually really sad :( Hopefully you'll find someone better than her who is preferably STI free.
Calyx_fml 22
Good move! Clap clap clap. YDI for not reading her email before pouring your heart out in reply.
angelinaanimerg 7
That bitch cheated.
idontknowyou123 0
That feel when you finally figure out why you have a burning sensation while pissing...
breakdowns 2
Get off this site.
jerseyboy732 16
50- quit criticizing people
jerseyboy732 16
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jerseyboy732 16
kinda annoying when u respond to a comment that gets deleted in the process of sending it
False_Stupidity 42
Get checked out ASAP then move on