Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML
Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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kelissa_fml 16
The real question is: do you still love her now??
omarzrgz 3
Doesn't matter had sex... Wait, it does matter! O:
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Comments (129)
BobbieH 19
Unless she expressly stated she had an interest again, YDI for only thinking about how you feel and seeing only what you want. Probably a major problem in your relationship from the beginning. Obviously she didn't express that and if you could possibly have gotten the clap from her, then she was sleeping with others while she was with you. Did you overlook that as well?
xlLuCkYChArMIx 0
16 - You can't make those assumptions. She could have emailed saying she needed to "tell him something", to which he responded by pouring his heart out, only to get the "actually, I just wanted to tell you I have chlamydia". Or a bunch of other scenarios. OP - At least it's treatable. I found out a guy I was talking to had herpes because he was man enough to let me know. Luckily we never hooked up or anything. On one hand, we can appreciate their honesty. But on the other, we can probably never look at them the same.
desertpunk75 11
Ydi for not reading the message. You set yourself up for heartbreak.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
So many things wrong here. First, you're still in love with your ex and just because she emailed you, you assumed she wanted to get back together with you. Also, if she thinks you got chlamydia from her, that indicates to me that you never used protection when having sex, in which case YDI for that reason. Still, FYL if you have it either way. So, yeah, lots of things wrong here and lots of unanswered questions, like why do you still want her if she's an ex, and did you use protection and if not why didn't you, and was she cheating on you...
coffee_man900 16
Another FML without details. Did she cheat while together with you or did you get together for a quickie with her after breaking up? Either way, unprotected sex is not usually a good idea unless you know the partner well enough to decide. Obviously, you didn't. As the other comments state, good thing it is curable. Just make sure you seek medical help right away, also make sure you follow the Doctor's orders exactly. Continue taking your medication until finished, not just until you feel cured. Good luck OP and stay the hell away from that one. Your feelings for her will fade and go away. :)
TylerDirty 15
Take all the time you need, but no doubt its time to move on. Good luck!
hateevryone 15
You still want her?
sxcgyal 6
Well it is STD Awareness month. So now u r aware.
hilary56 0
Well…at least she told you that she had it at all…? :D
skittlesmeep 4
Ouch! Get tested for other sti's at the same time