Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML
Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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Top comments
kelissa_fml 16
The real question is: do you still love her now??
omarzrgz 3
Doesn't matter had sex... Wait, it does matter! O:
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Comments (129)
eon07 0
That was uncalled for...
StandardInsanity 1
Sounds like OP needs to learn to read before getting carried away. And if the ex gave you the clap, time to move on.
dcaruso 1
So allow me to break down the events... 1) u revived an email 2) you replied incorrectly because...? A) you didn't read it first B) she was vague and didn't explain in first email 3) if A you arr an idiot and Should move on 4) if B you are still at partial fault for not allowing her to speak first and assuming but understandably so due to the emotional hope - it sucks, I'm sorry, try and mend and move on 5) this type of info would allow us to better empathize with you (or increase the YDI votes - depending on the specifications)
chane1100 6
Because love advise from a 14 year old would be great advise.
IronicIrony 8
Yes, because finding out your partner has an STD makes all the pains of a break up disappear out of the window. Yay chlamydia!
pimpcracker 8
ohhh the gift that keeps on giving
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Wicked burn!
thewifey310 7
1. She was cheating on u and contracted the clap, or 2.she had it before u guys got together??? Either way, its ****** up, but atleast she had the balls to tell you,
wardog98 0
At least it's treatable with antibiotics
skyeyez9 25
At least it is curable. Better than genital warts or something else that never goes away. Still sucks though.