Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML
Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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kelissa_fml 16
The real question is: do you still love her now??
omarzrgz 3
Doesn't matter had sex... Wait, it does matter! O:
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Comments (129)
LittleGreenPaola 23
I'm sorry for your STD op, but most of all I don't understand why many people still have feelings for who dumped them, constantly hoping to get them back. that really sucks imho.
matty_4007 0
It's easy to understand why you keep those feelings when you're in that position :'(
LittleGreenPaola 23
I always say that if you love someone, you have to be able to let him/her go if that's what he/she wants.
skyeyez9 25
Maybe it is the hurt they feel when their ex seemed to move on as if nothing ever happened. It makes the person who was dumped wonder if their ex ever had any true feelings for them at all.
LittleGreenPaola 23
i know, it happened to me too, but i was the one who dumped and moved on as if nothing happened. and i've always been ok with that :) but in these situations, the dumped one must move on too, at least for his dignity.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
And you didn't read the email before pouring your heart out?
lucyinthesky420 10
Probably not. Nobody wants the clap..:/
perdix 31
Pour out your heart now before your penis starts pouring out milky white discharge.
br0ccoli 15
Eww. *vomits* At first, I thought you were talking about semen.
beatlegirl27 20
Don't have sex! You will get pregnant......AND DIE!!!
Linkerdoodles 15
Isn't OP a guy? I'm just assuming…
danielwilliams57 6
Didn't you read the mail? Sorry anyways :/
stevenmx86 8
What is up with these reversed roles?
zues70 4
Wow...
chels1994 11
You poured your heart out before you even knew what she was going to talk to you about? Man, it's time to move on... there's someone else out there, don't worry (:
iceman420son 7
U sound like a kid i no The exact same thing happened