Today, I agreed to care for my girlfriend’s sister's dog. She assured us that the dog was housetrained, but when I got home from work at 07:00 AM my girlfriend was sleeping and there was not only one “accident” but five. This is going to be a fun weekend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, after an emergency, my sister’s kids had to spend the night at my house. While I was asleep, they absolutely trashed my place top to bottom. In the morning my sister came in, said, “Wow, what a mess! Bye!” without offering to help clean up or make her kids do it. They drew on my dog. FML
Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. Five minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog had shat in the exact same spot, apparently to make me look stupid. FML
Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
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slhiggx 17
Honestly, either your girlfriend does all the cleaning. Or charge a cleaning fee. You were informed that the dog is potty trained. Maybe being in a new place is scary, or whatever. But it’s not your responsibility to train her dog to not spoil your home. She is responsible of the clean up cost.
jobekka 20
some cleaning solutions have amonia in them, which can make dogs pee indoors. my old dog wouldn't pee on the floor, even if i didn't take her out for a long time, but she couldn't hold her pee for more than 3 hours at my work because of the cleaning solutions they used.
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slhiggx 17
Honestly, either your girlfriend does all the cleaning. Or charge a cleaning fee. You were informed that the dog is potty trained. Maybe being in a new place is scary, or whatever. But it’s not your responsibility to train her dog to not spoil your home. She is responsible of the clean up cost.
Hangryko 32
Give the dog back. You didn't sign up for house training the dog.
jobekka 20
some cleaning solutions have amonia in them, which can make dogs pee indoors. my old dog wouldn't pee on the floor, even if i didn't take her out for a long time, but she couldn't hold her pee for more than 3 hours at my work because of the cleaning solutions they used.
justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9
Charging a cleaning fee would be good. Also, for future stuff like this, it's always a good idea to have a visit or two with the dog in the new environment prior to the petsitting. Sometimes the stress of the change throws their training out the window
DLBL 23
Did you let the dog outside on a regular basis?