Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, I got a text from my cousin saying that he's gay. I was thrilled and told him that I'm bisexual. He later texted me saying that his friend took his phone and said that. He also told all of our relatives. I accidentally came out to my family. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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Top comments
Olovio 5
Are you kidding 40? I laughed so hard I came.
Senseisparky 0
Bitches be crazy when you do them dirty.
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Comments (152)
JayBear14 11
Maybe she knows you better than you think.
bodmonontheblock 0
lol good point
cp2 0
i do
natmarie 1
what does came out mean?
Zombieslayer1 0
It means you make it known to people that your gay.
Zombieslayer1 0
Sorry, I meant you're. I have to put that cuz people are always critical of grammar and spelling on this sight.
TheDrifter 24
*site. Sorry, I couldn't resist
Zombieslayer1 0
Lolz, that's alright. For some reason it's only on this site that I keep doing that.
towelie892 5
You mean "site". I normally wouldn't have said anything but I couldn't resist, especially considering the subject matter of your comment.
ngarcia333 0
hahaha good 1
aardvarkish 17
Better than coming in...
Zombieslayer1 0
You wrote a poetry book?
aardvarkish 17
Yes... What gives it away?
Zombieslayer1 0
I can't tell if that is sarcasmXD I read your profile is all. Good for you.
aardvarkish 17
Not really sarcasm, but "double entendre"
Eckristen 1
hahaha idiot
misskris308 0
I don't really get it either??
matt0794 1
meaning he came out of the closet to her.
mismonroe 0
This is where you sleep with the best friend.
jane79 0
or sleep with her sister or her other female family members. better yet nail them all and take pictures and send them to her
TheNewGuy03 29
it'll be like a cum carousel! wahoooo. |the kid|
mismonroe 0
I eat those for breakfast.
BountyBass 13
doubles your options....!
EmileeRose1019 0
what?
Consequences 0
I'm sure most of your friends have known she's a crazy ho, by now, don't worry.
tmmundy 17
OMG. if ur parents believe her over u. well screw them. they must not be very good parents to begin with. not going to mention ur so called friends. getting even sounds good, but wld just make things worse on u. move on.