Miscellaneous: Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends...

By rapturezz - 06/06/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML

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You deserved it 3 751

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By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

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You deserved it 5 061

By Imaginary girlfriend - 21/09/2009 04:16 - France

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 724

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By abonde29 - 24/05/2018 20:30

Today, I got a text from my cousin saying that he's gay. I was thrilled and told him that I'm bisexual. He later texted me saying that his friend took his phone and said that. He also told all of our relatives. I accidentally came out to my family. FML

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You deserved it 585

By amanda_ae_erin - 10/11/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML

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You deserved it 5 023

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 08:08

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML

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You deserved it 943

By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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You deserved it 55 678

By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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You deserved it 8 070

By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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You deserved it 412

By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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Olovio 5

Monday 6 June 2011 16:47

Are you kidding 40? I laughed so hard I came.

Senseisparky 0

Monday 6 June 2011 15:48

Bitches be crazy when you do them dirty.

Comments

JayBear14 11

Monday 6 June 2011 16:04

Maybe she knows you better than you think.

bodmonontheblock 0

Monday 6 June 2011 17:22

lol good point

cp2 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 4:21

i do

natmarie 1

Monday 6 June 2011 16:09

what does came out mean?

Zombieslayer1 0

Monday 6 June 2011 16:12

It means you make it known to people that your gay.

Zombieslayer1 0

Monday 6 June 2011 16:24

Sorry, I meant you're. I have to put that cuz people are always critical of grammar and spelling on this sight.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 6 June 2011 16:32

*site. Sorry, I couldn't resist

Zombieslayer1 0

Monday 6 June 2011 16:34

Lolz, that's alright. For some reason it's only on this site that I keep doing that.

towelie892 5

Monday 6 June 2011 16:38

You mean "site". I normally wouldn't have said anything but I couldn't resist, especially considering the subject matter of your comment.

ngarcia333 0

Monday 6 June 2011 18:12

hahaha good 1

aardvarkish 15

Monday 6 June 2011 16:11

Better than coming in...

Zombieslayer1 0

Monday 6 June 2011 16:14

You wrote a poetry book?

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:59

Yes... What gives it away?

Zombieslayer1 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:24

I can't tell if that is sarcasmXD I read your profile is all. Good for you.

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 7 June 2011 13:51

Not really sarcasm, but "double entendre"

Eckristen 1

Monday 6 June 2011 16:13

hahaha idiot

misskris308 0

Monday 6 June 2011 16:46

I don't really get it either??

matt0794 1

Monday 6 June 2011 17:20

meaning he came out of the closet to her.

mismonroe 0

Monday 6 June 2011 16:56

This is where you sleep with the best friend.

jane79 0

Monday 6 June 2011 19:02

or sleep with her sister or her other female family members. better yet nail them all and take pictures and send them to her

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:22

it'll be like a cum carousel! wahoooo. |the kid|

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 14:27

I eat those for breakfast.

BountyBass 13

Monday 6 June 2011 16:57

doubles your options....!

EmileeRose1019 0

Monday 6 June 2011 17:01

what?

Consequences 0

Monday 6 June 2011 17:03

I'm sure most of your friends have known she's a crazy ho, by now, don't worry.

tmmundy 17

Monday 6 June 2011 17:08

OMG. if ur parents believe her over u. well screw them. they must not be very good parents to begin with. not going to mention ur so called friends. getting even sounds good, but wld just make things worse on u. move on.