Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, I got a text from my cousin saying that he's gay. I was thrilled and told him that I'm bisexual. He later texted me saying that his friend took his phone and said that. He also told all of our relatives. I accidentally came out to my family. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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Top comments
Olovio 5
Are you kidding 40? I laughed so hard I came.
Senseisparky 0
Bitches be crazy when you do them dirty.
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Comments (152)
soulfulemo 0
one word: bitch. but aw...look at you....you can count...
eaarreola 3
So?... is it true?
pretty_in_pink94 6
Tell everyone you broke up with her because she had herpies.
REELAX_fml 0
ha I get it just tell them the truth
Nienna88 0
yeah... I am not a fan of anal either, OP.
rjflores 0
oh well.
Snafuusmc 12
wow! what a bitch dude just try to ignore if it's to much confrontation maybe required.
braasilianx0 4
and a physco ex-girlfriend.
jcingram 2
Bitches be running wild-Steve Carrell
some1azn 0
Tell everyone she knows that she has a penis. The choice is theirs to believe it or not. :]