Anonymous
United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Awkwardly_dumped
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
justmylife
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
SteroidPenguin
Clifton, United States
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
whereismyring
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Anon
United States
Feelings
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
knee2tak
United States
Crossed purposes
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
stuck
United States
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
me
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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DocBastard 38
It's ok for a real man to cry every now and the.ln. I cry whenever I hear Nikki Minaj because she's famous and I'm not.
shorty6823 28
Sounds like he's a bit too immature to be in a relationship.
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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
OP he is just trying to use your parents to get back with you. If they sympathize with him they could try to convince you to go out together again. So to avoid that tell your parents why you broke up and tell your ex to leave your family out of this
doodlecloud 26
I dunno how your family works but, with phrases like "tell your ex to leave your family out of this", what your describing sounds a lot like the 'plot' of one of those talk shows, Jeremy Kyle or something like that. Ever thought maybe he had built up a relationship with her parents? I hope you're not so judgemental and accusatory in the real world.
doodlecloud 26
Before I get attacked by grammar nazis - *you're
RedPillSucks 31
*don't know* Ouch! Ouch! Just kidding!!! *calls doodlecloud's mother to whine*
jackiemora 18
Oh jeez sounds like my ex, lol. Except he called my sister xD
jackaced 7
For pity sex? That's pretty sad
jackiemora 18
Yes sir, that's exactly why he called her.
olpally 32
Thats really desperate and pathetic... Sounds exactly like my ex. Fyl for sure op! Block his number.
GetPuckedUp 3
he needs to grow a pear.
Welshite 39
Personally, I prefer growing apples and oranges, but that's just me.
MattieJH 12
I'm more of a banana tree horticulturist, myself. They make better smoothies :3
flockz 19
i prefer large melons myself.
perdix 29
Would you prefer he asked them for your sister's number?
RedPillSucks 31
I did that once. It didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped.
perdix 29
#88, yeah, you're telling me! Each time the sister was even crazier than the original girl, and, of course, this is the phase where the crazy stopped being fun.
mackdeezy 22
We all know HE was the one who impersonated you on Facebook to make it looked like you dumped him.
ItsAUnicorn 27
Be glad u dumped him
emmingle 24
what is he, 7?
BlackPhenom 9
I hope your dad told him to grow a pair.
KawaiiCupcake 14
Ahh. Poor boy ;-( I feel bad for him :)))