Anonymous
United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Awkwardly_dumped
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
justmylife
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
SteroidPenguin
Clifton, United States
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
whereismyring
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Anon
United States
Feelings
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
knee2tak
United States
Crossed purposes
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
stuck
United States
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
me
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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DocBastard 40
It's ok for a real man to cry every now and the.ln. I cry whenever I hear Nikki Minaj because she's famous and I'm not.
shorty6823 28
Sounds like he's a bit too immature to be in a relationship.
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KamiyaHaine 18
Oh gosh. That happened to me too! Wanna know what's the worst thing? My mum sided with him. And yes, he was too immature to be in a relationship. It was probably a case of (could have been the) right person, wrong time. I felt bad for him (as he really thought that he was in love with me) though I knew that he was Mr Wrong, but it quickly evaporated when he called my mum to whine that I asked him for money (that he originally borrowed but he neglected to mention that) and that he treats me so well blah blah blah. I felt like the man in the relationship for most of the time after humoring him & buying him the many gifts he asked for! ARGH. Good riddance!
tararochelle 18
Sounds like his FML not yours.
anniejinx24 11
my ex did that same thing. He called my grandmother, whom I live with, crying his face off. Now he's kind of a stalker. He keeps calling me, no matter how plainly I put the fact that I hate him and want him our of my life. When I don't answer, he calls my grandma. lesson here? Choose your boyfriends wisely.
perdix 31
#8, "My Heart Goes On."
hellogoodbye1207 4
what's wrong with a man crying? If had been a girl, it would have been acceptable. That's why sexism exists.
KamiyaHaine 18
The crying is not the bad part. The calling up of her parents was. She could have told her parents about the breakup herself.
Sheh_fml 25
I'm with #75. Men can cry all they want, but going to your partners parents, no matter if you're male or female, is dirty blackmail to try and get them to sympathize with you. People shouldn't be bullied to stay in a relationship.
Llama_Face89 34
Uhh...so what? F his life for showing your parents how much of a pansy he is.
fuco 7
Boring...
football98_fml 20
awww i feel bad for dat guy
football98_fml 20
everyone please follow me on instagram @stephencurryisboss i follow back
RobertGlessinv 3
Okay, so he's sensitive. You know you are coming off as a total bitch.