By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 05:22 - United States

Today, I woke up to my cell phone alarm buzzing. It wasn't time to wake up yet, so I snoozed it. It buzzed again, this time with "One New Voicemail." I had "snoozed" my nephew. Stationed in Iraq. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 829
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F his life... At least hes okay. This stuff happens. Hppefully you can reach him

Your ringtone and cell phone alarm should be different sounds

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F his life... At least hes okay. This stuff happens. Hppefully you can reach him

aww poor guy, well u should write a letter and send him a gift

that sucks. tell him mad people said good luck. what is he in army navy MARINES!!! good luc to ur nephew. don't worry 5 people in my family went to Iraq and try all came back alive with all there body parts

Good Lord, dude, learn some grammar.

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You might want to work on your understanding of 'you're', if you're going to bash people for not being able to speak English properly.

I think a lot of people would wonder if it was satire when they got to the "the other for your freedom" part. And you have to wonder what a Native American would think about learning the national language when arriving in a new country, or at very least learning the language you're going to colonize it with properly.

Jesus died for everyone, whether you reject his gift is up to you, but not wanting it doesn't make it disappear.

Did Jesus die for my hamster Jerry too? It was a nice hamster.

America does not have an official language, and it never has. The founding fathers chose not to give it one because they wanted America to be a place where people of any nationality could come without fear of oppression, making America "the great melting-pot." And while many people are irritated by immigrants who have come here and continue to speak their native languages instead of English, most don't realize that this is not a new phenomenon brought on by the recent increase of Mexican immigrants. In colonial times, there were so many German immigrants who didn't learn English that many colonies posted all signs in both English and German, just like some signs are posted in both English and Spanish today. Nobody thought it was un-American then and it shouldn't be considered un-American now. It is in fact very American, because it is how the founding fathers intended this country to be. Before you continue to use misplaced patriotism as an excuse for prejudice, perhaps you should think about what America really stands for.

I'm a catholic, but having religious nutjob fundies spew out shite like #5 pisses me off to no-end. If I want to be preached to, I'll go to Mass on a Sunday. And I can't think of any Americans who have died for my freedom.

Táku kȟoyákipȟa he? Maybe you should speak the native language of your own country...

Did your husband volunteer to go to Iraq to escape being near you? I'd certainly consider it if I were him.

Jesus isn't dead! he did some landscaping for me just last week.....wait, what jesus are we talking about??

I think that we NEED an official language. Not saying that everyone has to speak English ALL the time. But as far as being in the public/workforce/schools. People should speak English. It SHOULD be the official language. Not everyone can do and say as they please all the time- if no one learned English or no one learned Spanish as a second language- no one would be able to communicate with each other. Also there's French, German, Russian, Chinese, Italian, Spanish, Japanese, Farsi, and many many many others. We can't have ALL signs say ALL languages just to please everyone. SO sure this great idea of a melting pot place where no one language is the official, is just foolish. Unless of course we want to break into thousands of different tribes and countries within America.

Afghanistan thank you very much! and no because he wants to get an education on the governments GI bill guess were not that stupid after all!

you fucking bitch jesus didn't die for me, but my boyfriend did when we were walking home one night, a mugger shot at us and he took the bullet for me and died later that night in the ER please go fuck yourself

I'm a Protestant, and although I agree that it's very annoying to hear people preach in places that it's most likely not welcome, I'm also very offended by comments like #18 who make themselves seem like asses for not respecting the beliefs of others. No matter how annoying anything is to me, I'll never flat out try to embarrass someone else for their own beliefs as much as I won't preach.

My friends we can all get along and find peace in the world if we simply follow the commandments of the one true religion "Pastafarianism." Please find the flying spaghetti monster and allow him into your hearts. I know that this religion is true and I bear my witness of it thereof. For more information about the one true religion please feel free to visit http://www.venganza.org/. :P

RAmen #49. Peace and meatballs to you, my friend.

I don't care what your beliefs are as long as you don't tell me my beliefs are wrong and try to force your beliefs on me.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANY AMERICANS THAT DIED FOR YOUR FREEDOM? ARE YOU EVEN AMERICAN? WOW!! AS A SOLDIER THAT HAS BEEN TO IRAQ, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO COME HOME AND BE LOOKED DOWN UPON FOR THINGS WE'VE DONE TO KEEP THIS COUNTRY HOW IT IS!! I LOST MY BEST FRIEND. SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE SCREAMING "I WENT TO IRAQ FOR YOU?! YOU DON'T DESERVE IT!!!" LET ME PUT AN M4 IN YOUR HANDS AND YOU GO DEFEND THIS COUNTRY.

Lol #40 got a Spanish landscaper

May his noodly apendage spread across the world RAMEN brother lol

obviously you live under a rock because look around or just turn on the tv and there are plenty of people who are risking their lives or who HAVE died for your freedom in this country you may not know them but they still fight for you

Well, you can if it does exist,, WHICH IT DOES !! I'm only 12 and I've known that forever.

you jackass. if you don't support our armed forces go live in a war zone. see if you would recognize their heroism there! our soldiers shouldn't have to die for pigs like you.

you're a jackass. it's sad that our heroes in the armed forces have to die to protect people like you. all soldiers are heroes! so just go take it in the ass or something

Your ringtone and cell phone alarm should be different sounds

Sometimes they aren't but you're so drowsy you mistake one for the other. Er, edited to make the point I meant to make.

It said it was vibrating

Haha good 1 @6 Also I and i'm etc.

So.... call him back? :S

awwww that suxx!!:( I'm sorry!

supreme trolls I say "America Fuck Yea!", hope u call him soon. o and by the way Jesus was a Jew!!!!

HELLZ YEA i definitely understand that all of you are religious and all, but here is no where to preach your religion. This is EXACTLY like the Friend Exposed page on facebook...and so maybe Jesus did die for my soul, thats cool...but he's not my messiah, Elijah is, so don't preach all your Jesus-is-the-son-of-G.d-so-pray-to-him whatever. i.dont.care. no offense, im not hating on christianity or anything, but go to some place to talk about Christianity. I mean, im sure jesus was a pretty cool guy, and a pretty good jew, so thats all good. But im gonna go be jewish somewhere, so !שלמ that says Shalom, which if you dont already know means bye. PS i hope your nephew is alright, and you managed to reach him OP