Today, my drunk brother thought I could withstand a metal chair being slammed across my back like on the wrestling shows. I guess he didn't know that the shows are fake. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML
Today, I got proof that martial arts don’t really work, I’ve supposedly worked my way up to my black belt, and I challenged my brother to a match. He floored me with one punch before I could do anything, and he only weight lifts to keep in shape, he’s never done martial arts in his life. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
Today, my brother-in-law wanted a boxing match, which was the last thing I wanted since he’s a trained boxer. The last thing I expected was to knock him out cold on my first swing. My wife is now mad at me because he’s sulking, and I “could have held back to be a good sport.” Um, what? FML
Today, I had to explain to a hospital social worker that my young son is not abused, he is just rowdy and that he knocked himself unconscious and shattered 4 teeth in a bizarre stunt involving a tree, my ironing board, a mop bucket and lots of duct tape. I'm not sure the hospital believes me. FML
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Thisismypchere 8
Shit that sucks. I'm sorry, what an idiot
GuidoCheese 0
Oh hell yes! I used to think the shows were real back then so I tried to imitate some of the moves. Two broken arms, a broken rib, and a broken finger later, I began to suspect something was up.
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Comments (128)
DavLynn 4
well you're still alive, which means you withstood it :o maybe YOU'RE fake!
DavLynn 4
whaat
melchibr_fml 0
when I poop I get a boner
iWantSprite 12
I'm going to need you to get that checked...
MrSexyPants 14
I'm gonna need you to film that with your phone...
alex6946 10
D: you need to get back at him!
daniel1991 0
your pic is a win XD
dreamering 16
Was your mom drinking beers when was pregnant with him?
MoCheezy23 0
a twelve pack by herself. Whata woman.
MrSexyPants 14
Get "drunk" one day and smash a beer bottle on his face. They do it in the movies!
BennyBear 0
and you can totally say you didn't know the glass in the movies was really sugar.
sweetheartslim 0
I like that idea
chelseaaababyyy 17
wait.. wrestling shows arent real ??!
iWantSprite 12
As real as spray cheese
kingghidorah 10
spray cheese is delicious!
jillianmathers12 13
That is really gross!
YayFlameWarz 9
Not fake, staged...
JustinThunder 8
At least you get it.
nstatic 0
totally agree with u.
JoshiFan 0
They're trained to take it and have gotten used to the pain. It hurts them just as much as it hurt you, they're just a lot tougher.
PYLrulz 17
Exactly. They know how to pull those moves off without hurting each other (or at least not so badly).
daniel1991 0
no its all stsged and there is no psin
MoCheezy23 0
Just watch, "The Wrestler". It'll explain everything.
bigmanj28 0
Did you take it?
jeob1992 8
wow, that's just RAW.