Today, my drunk brother thought I could withstand a metal chair being slammed across my back like on the wrestling shows. I guess he didn't know that the shows are fake. FML
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Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML
Today, I got proof that martial arts don’t really work, I’ve supposedly worked my way up to my black belt, and I challenged my brother to a match. He floored me with one punch before I could do anything, and he only weight lifts to keep in shape, he’s never done martial arts in his life. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
Today, my brother-in-law wanted a boxing match, which was the last thing I wanted since he’s a trained boxer. The last thing I expected was to knock him out cold on my first swing. My wife is now mad at me because he’s sulking, and I “could have held back to be a good sport.” Um, what? FML
Today, I had to explain to a hospital social worker that my young son is not abused, he is just rowdy and that he knocked himself unconscious and shattered 4 teeth in a bizarre stunt involving a tree, my ironing board, a mop bucket and lots of duct tape. I'm not sure the hospital believes me. FML
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Thisismypchere 8
Shit that sucks. I'm sorry, what an idiot
GuidoCheese 0
Oh hell yes! I used to think the shows were real back then so I tried to imitate some of the moves. Two broken arms, a broken rib, and a broken finger later, I began to suspect something was up.
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Comments (128)
Keyganator 5
the kids saying the chair to the back hurt OP as much as a real wrestler is complete garbage, they've learned when to slow the chair, hammer, ect at the right time so it looks as though it is hitting at full velocity while in reality it was a lot less painful then portraited
DuRpY 5
**** you. It's real.
Dudelike89 8
I like turtles
122409 0
your username is "durpy"...your argument is invalid.
sweetalicious 1
hit him in the nuts with that metal chair hell yes!!
taarna77 6
he knows they're fake. don't you know that's what siblings are for?
LilysTillie 7
They're not fake...they're fixed. Big difference. They really do hit each other with those chairs, they just do it where the seat has a little give so as not to completely knock each other out. They train for years to be able to do those things without hurting each other seriously or at least minimizing the injury, but I know from personal experience, even the best guys get really banged up with very real injuries!
wriptidez 0
and now he can pay for your medical bills
ManInTheField 0
It's still real to me dammit!
Enigmax2514 7
pedigree then climb up to ur hse's 2nd level and jump onto him! revenge accomplished!
pinkietuskadaro 0
y did u let him do it
FMLsOhilarious 6
ouch :/ hope you're okay.