Health: Today, my drunk brother thought I could withstand a metal chair...

By drunkinriot - 03/07/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, my drunk brother thought I could withstand a metal chair being slammed across my back like on the wrestling shows. I guess he didn't know that the shows are fake. FML

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Thisismypchere 8

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Monday 4 July 2011 8:33

Shit that sucks. I'm sorry, what an idiot

GuidoCheese 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:36

Oh hell yes! I used to think the shows were real back then so I tried to imitate some of the moves. Two broken arms, a broken rib, and a broken finger later, I began to suspect something was up.

Tessa39 0

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Monday 4 July 2011 8:32

haha that sucks

Thisismypchere 8

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Monday 4 July 2011 8:33

Shit that sucks. I'm sorry, what an idiot

Jojo08_fml 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:39

he didn't know the shows were fake or he was just too drunk to remember

KingGeorgeGal 12

Monday 4 July 2011 9:25

Now return the favor (:

davex 0

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Monday 4 July 2011 9:56

Old enough to get drunk but too dumb to realize those are fake? Now that's a bad combination.

RetardedBullFrog 4

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Monday 4 July 2011 10:17

Now you have to make him realize that he will not withstand being slammed on the back with a metal ladder, like on wrestling shows.

enonymous 8

Monday 4 July 2011 10:44

Oooooooo YEAH!! DIG IT... What u need to do is snap into a slim jim 20 of those will give your the extra body fat to absorb the chair shots

maz255 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:36

R.I.P macho man :(

FMLaddict20 5

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Tuesday 5 July 2011 7:28

or he was just drunk?

ArentICute 0

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Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:58

Except this time your mighty weapon is the fridge.

phillsand 1

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Monday 4 July 2011 8:33

Not a smart one is he?

volley4eva1698 0

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Monday 4 July 2011 8:42

not the brightest bulb, sharpest pencil, fluffiest bunny, colorful rainbow, biggest penis, sharpest tool in the shed...

DropDead77 11

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Monday 4 July 2011 8:58

save us some comparisons..

Jammy01jams 2

Monday 4 July 2011 15:38

the intelligence is not strong with this one...

Emma_4312 7

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Monday 4 July 2011 8:34

ouch... D:

MrFraser25 2

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Monday 4 July 2011 21:48

there fake? :'( all my dreams... wasted

WOTM 0

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Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:03

84- yea, some is real but they act out the fight before going in the ring, they plan who is going to win

WaywardDaughter 26

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Saturday 2 February 2013 18:35

And most of the props (like a chair) is made special...easy to break and not a huge amount of pain

mhinaj 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:35

ifailplzinsultme 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:35

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Monday 4 July 2011 9:40

You guys took bad pun alert to heart didn't you?

ed11 1

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Monday 4 July 2011 19:12

boooo

Kayokku 1

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Monday 4 July 2011 21:22

Your profile picture makes up for it.

FurryPride 9

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Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:18

Agreed 83

LikeaPRESIDENT 0

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Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:19

puns aren't suppose to be bad....

BaconDave 12

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Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:53

I thought puns were supposed to be bad.

dabears1011234 27

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Friday 8 August 2014 19:53

That wasn't even a pun.

GuidoCheese 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:36

Oh hell yes! I used to think the shows were real back then so I tried to imitate some of the moves. Two broken arms, a broken rib, and a broken finger later, I began to suspect something was up.

iWantSprite 12

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Monday 4 July 2011 8:52

Lmao u BEGAN? Shit after the arms I would have been done.

GuidoCheese 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:58

My friends and I used to do crazy shit when we were younger. Jump off trees and create our own fireworks show; you can't do that anymore. Everything is illegal now. What's considered a free country is now binding us citizens to their brainwashing system doing their bidding. Meh.

chili10 18

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Monday 4 July 2011 9:29

it's unbelievable that any of us can live in a society where all dangerous things are illegal. Or, maybe that's the point?

cc_the_beast 6

Monday 4 July 2011 11:33

It's about gaining the ability to take calculated risks. You need to do stupid things in order to learn to not do stupid things.

PYLrulz 17

Monday 4 July 2011 12:09

it's called "covering asses". With everybody so willing to sue at the drop of the hat (oh, my hat wasn't supposed to drop like that, I'm gonna sue!!!), certain things have to be watched over.

awardZu 0

Monday 4 July 2011 15:11

I agree with 53, and 54 has a point too. I did some crazy shit growing up, and it taught me my limits. However, now, if you try to, say, jump off the roof onto the trampoline... You can file frivolous lawsuits on the manufacturers of everything involved.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 4 July 2011 8:39

I've wanted to do something like that for an incredibly long time. It has been one of my goals to be on Friday Night Smackdown. I'd be one of those guys that takes the guitar, and smashes it over the other dude's head. Then, when he is down on the ground, I will climb up on the side of the ring an bodyslam him.