By drunkinriot - 03/07/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, my drunk brother thought I could withstand a metal chair being slammed across my back like on the wrestling shows. I guess he didn't know that the shows are fake. FML
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Shit that sucks. I'm sorry, what an idiot

Oh hell yes! I used to think the shows were real back then so I tried to imitate some of the moves. Two broken arms, a broken rib, and a broken finger later, I began to suspect something was up.

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Shit that sucks. I'm sorry, what an idiot

he didn't know the shows were fake or he was just too drunk to remember

Now return the favor (:

Old enough to get drunk but too dumb to realize those are fake? Now that's a bad combination.

Now you have to make him realize that he will not withstand being slammed on the back with a metal ladder, like on wrestling shows.

Oooooooo YEAH!! DIG IT... What u need to do is snap into a slim jim 20 of those will give your the extra body fat to absorb the chair shots

R.I.P macho man :(

or he was just drunk?

Except this time your mighty weapon is the fridge.

Not a smart one is he?

not the brightest bulb, sharpest pencil, fluffiest bunny, colorful rainbow, biggest penis, sharpest tool in the shed...

save us some comparisons..

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the intelligence is not strong with this one...

there fake? :'( all my dreams... wasted

84- yea, some is real but they act out the fight before going in the ring, they plan who is going to win

And most of the props (like a chair) is made special...easy to break and not a huge amount of pain

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You guys took bad pun alert to heart didn't you?

Your profile picture makes up for it.

puns aren't suppose to be bad....

I thought puns were supposed to be bad.

That wasn't even a pun.

Oh hell yes! I used to think the shows were real back then so I tried to imitate some of the moves. Two broken arms, a broken rib, and a broken finger later, I began to suspect something was up.

Lmao u BEGAN? Shit after the arms I would have been done.

My friends and I used to do crazy shit when we were younger. Jump off trees and create our own fireworks show; you can't do that anymore. Everything is illegal now. What's considered a free country is now binding us citizens to their brainwashing system doing their bidding. Meh.

it's unbelievable that any of us can live in a society where all dangerous things are illegal. Or, maybe that's the point?

It's about gaining the ability to take calculated risks. You need to do stupid things in order to learn to not do stupid things.

it's called "covering asses". With everybody so willing to sue at the drop of the hat (oh, my hat wasn't supposed to drop like that, I'm gonna sue!!!), certain things have to be watched over.

I agree with 53, and 54 has a point too. I did some crazy shit growing up, and it taught me my limits. However, now, if you try to, say, jump off the roof onto the trampoline... You can file frivolous lawsuits on the manufacturers of everything involved.

I've wanted to do something like that for an incredibly long time. It has been one of my goals to be on Friday Night Smackdown. I'd be one of those guys that takes the guitar, and smashes it over the other dude's head. Then, when he is down on the ground, I will climb up on the side of the ring an bodyslam him.

dude, that's awesome!!!

now you know to stay away from your brother

He should so totally put him on "Bully Beatdown"!

clearly old enough to drink since he was drunk

he's a kid at heart

well he might drink underage