By drunkinriot - 03/07/2011 23:04 - United States
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Oh hell yes! I used to think the shows were real back then so I tried to imitate some of the moves. Two broken arms, a broken rib, and a broken finger later, I began to suspect something was up.
My friends and I used to do crazy shit when we were younger. Jump off trees and create our own fireworks show; you can't do that anymore. Everything is illegal now. What's considered a free country is now binding us citizens to their brainwashing system doing their bidding. Meh.
I've wanted to do something like that for an incredibly long time. It has been one of my goals to be on Friday Night Smackdown. I'd be one of those guys that takes the guitar, and smashes it over the other dude's head. Then, when he is down on the ground, I will climb up on the side of the ring an bodyslam him.