By Sunny - 18/09/2013 22:59 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML
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Subtext 10
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Trust me, you're not the only one.

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Ashamed_Sister 60
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I suggest you grow up before starting your career.

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Subtext 10
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Trust me, you're not the only one.

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calilovesneb 12
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I'll never be able to see that word the same way again.

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SmallyBigs 9

He'll be anally conflicted

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thrifting 18
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I had a choir teacher in eighth grade who would say ANAL-ysis and pit emphasis on anal. Now that I think back on it... I'm really creeped out.

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ChenShiMing 8
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I looked at my friend's schedule at the beginning of the school year. He took Math Analysis. The schedule shortened it to, "Math Anal"

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AurumPotestasEst 16

Hahahaha... it ends in "lyst!"

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chris4u2nv5 19
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Well its your duty now, wait did I say duty? That's real close to anal!

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andrewturtle 16
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But alas, you failed.

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Trivision 10
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... epicly

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Spider_Web 11

Indeed.

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Ashamed_Sister 60
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I suggest you grow up before starting your career.

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zandalee 19
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I find life is much more fun actually if you hold on to your inner-child...

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Ashamed_Sister 60
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#15: No one likes a giggling conflict analyst. OP can grow up and stop giggling or she will fail.

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rememberkids 14
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As long as you act professional while doing your job, what's the problem?

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rivaraven 35
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You sound like a boring person, I'm sorry.

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EastCoastElite 4
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I agree, life is short, why take everything so serious when we're only gonna live for a short time... I learned that after I fractured my skull lol

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EatZombies 10
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Growing up doesn't necessarily mean you need to stop having a sense of humor or fun.

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Likian5 26
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Everyone has those moments, even when we're in our forties, so my parents say. At least we know where you stand on the maturity scale, though :P haha

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Lightcrusade 9

Not just an exit, but also an entrance!

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andrealovvve 17

Lmao...wow.. (x

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froggyjade 16
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I still giggle at rude words and I'm 33 so don't worry, least you'll have a laugh at work!

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NotGabe 28

I choked on my drink when I read "whisper me" too closely together.

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mangobbler 11
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If you find, that in your own terms, doing that is bad, just try and find out how to not do it.

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GrinchFu1 27
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Conflict anal-list!

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andrewturtle 16
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A list of anal conflicts? That's nasty.

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5tee 3
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sounds like you have a dilemma

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ChenShiMing 8
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Or a conflict...

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