Kids: Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing...

By applesmama - 17/09/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

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Saturday 17 September 2011 12:07

At least she's correct.

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Shoulda been "Grab daddy a beer" ....he missed the opportunity

Comments

gpd_deputy_1 6

Sunday 18 September 2011 1:13

It could've been a lot worse. At least it wasn't one of the other four-letter words.

GrammaticalNazi 2

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:20

Hey, that's correct sentence structure, which is more than can be said about 90% of people below age 30.

shortperson247 4

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:41

Awww

robberry 11

Sunday 18 September 2011 6:02

LOL

writergirl23 19

Sunday 18 September 2011 6:33

My friends first words were "Shut up Amanda". (her sis)

Senior29 8

Sunday 18 September 2011 12:43

lol hope i'm not being stalked hea ;)

hoonyer 17

Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:41

Powned!!!

panderluver 0

Friday 30 September 2011 4:31

I see "sanitation worker" in her future.

devpwnz 1

Monday 6 February 2012 23:50

"mama" is overrated. At least you will definitely remember this one.

noegginwayyy 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 16:26

That's so cute.

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