FML : Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of...

Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 17 September 2011 01:24 / United States

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By Prolusive | 5

#3302146 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:38

Your heart was in the right place, just have fun explaining it :)

By jillianmathers12 | 13

#3302161 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:40

Just explain it to him I am sure he will understand!

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By Prolusive | 5

#3302146 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:38

Your heart was in the right place, just have fun explaining it :)

MagicGiraffe | 12

#3302175 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:41

it's a new hobby!

Keyman1212 | 14

#3302269 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:51

Or just look at him in a really creepy manner, and give him your number.

Mean_Mr_Mustard | 9

#3302279 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:53

It's alright OP. You may look like crazy stalker weirdo but at least you look like a kind crazy stalker weirdo. ..Or maybe he just thinks your going to take a key and a piece of his hair off of his shoulder to try and do voodoo on him...

EvilPotato | 14

#3302295 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:54

1 "well you see sir..."

Streeet_hayley | 6

#3302415 - Saturday 17 September 2011 06:11

Isnt stalking what Facebook is for?

leadman1989 | 15

#3302438 - Saturday 17 September 2011 06:16

The road to robot hell is paved with good Intentions.

Freeze_fml | 16

#3302459 - Saturday 17 September 2011 06:20

Hell is other robots.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3302490 - Saturday 17 September 2011 06:27

Quite the eHarmony moment.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3302511 - Saturday 17 September 2011 06:32

23- Absolutely.

nerobluerose | 10

#3302830 - Saturday 17 September 2011 08:47

Did the guy look at you like you were creepy? Anyone like my pic? It was on a pet store I passed by in my town. Awesomeness.

crowing2113 | 1

#3303403 - Saturday 17 September 2011 02:44

No it's not. I've seen that pic all over the Internet foe a while.

By jillianmathers12 | 13

#3302161 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:40

Just explain it to him I am sure he will understand!

HowAreYouToday | 32

#3302645 - Saturday 17 September 2011 07:16

Too wholesome. Gtfo

Iheartfunny | 1

#3303747 - Saturday 17 September 2011 04:17

Missunderstandings suck like once I was kidnapping this kid... ahh never mind.

HowAreYouToday | 32

#3305047 - Saturday 17 September 2011 11:40

I hear you. Once I was robbing this bank, and some lady thought I was Justin Bieber. It sucks to be on the wrong end of a misunderstanding...

By HeavyScout | 0

#3302165 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:40

Seems like being a good Samaritan has back fired on you. Sorry OP.

organicmtdew | 0

#3330292 - Thursday 22 September 2011 11:44

You win for knowing to capitalize! Biblical references done right FTW!

By palahniukpaul | 6

#3302168 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:41

Haha louser stalker

ItsTheKing | 8

#3302259 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:50

Son of a bitch. Who the hell was your English teacher?

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#3302326 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:57

4, you really should quit talking about yourself like that, not good for your self-esteem.

kyarush | 10

#3302387 - Saturday 17 September 2011 06:06

What was that fatty? I didn't quite get that.

mootoo31 | 6

#3302471 - Saturday 17 September 2011 06:24

Haha louser speller.

GrammaticalNazi | 2

#3302739 - Saturday 17 September 2011 07:54

4 - Hey, you want to get in one of my special showers? Please?

MatthewHass | 4

#3302833 - Saturday 17 September 2011 08:54

Fatty

By L3g4lPl4typus | 0

#3302172 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:41

I'd love to see the look on his face then

By rarememory | 7

#3302181 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:41

Should've told him next time he leaves his ID around you're taking his life over and walked away

By MrsPegg | 45

#3302196 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:42

I understand why you did what you did, but don't get why you didnt just call the local YMCA branch and tell them you found his lost keys? They could've notified him for you and saved you any embarrassment.

nitram0606 | 0

#3302889 - Saturday 17 September 2011 09:23

You understand why he did what he did, but you don't know why he did what he did instead if what you said he should do. Ok that's cleared up.

MrsPegg | 45

#3303024 - Saturday 17 September 2011 11:31

yep, that's pretty much it. . . Now that I reread my comment, I see your point. LOL ;)

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#3304643 - Saturday 17 September 2011 08:31

I don't understand. There was no reception desk or lost and found? Seems like a lot of inefficient effort.

By emerluvsu | 6

#3302212 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:44

Then just explain your situation about finding the keys, stupid!

By ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3302219 - Saturday 17 September 2011 05:45

Oh nooooo how embarrassing. Isn't that what Facebook is made for, and why everyone uses it? So other people can look through it? If no one looked at it then what's the point?