By Anonymous - United States
Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML
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It's alright OP. You may look like crazy stalker weirdo but at least you look like a kind crazy stalker weirdo.
..Or maybe he just thinks your going to take a key and a piece of his hair off of his shoulder to try and do voodoo on him...

By  MrsPegg  |  45

I understand why you did what you did, but don't get why you didnt just call the local YMCA branch and tell them you found his lost keys? They could've notified him for you and saved you any embarrassment.

By  ShroomsOnAcid  |  16

Oh nooooo how embarrassing. Isn't that what Facebook is made for, and why everyone uses it? So other people can look through it? If no one looked at it then what's the point?