By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML
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Prolusive 5

Your heart was in the right place, just have fun explaining it :)

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jillianmathers12 13

Just explain it to him I am sure he will understand!

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Prolusive 5

Your heart was in the right place, just have fun explaining it :)

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MagicGiraffe 12

it's a new hobby!

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Keyman1212 14

Or just look at him in a really creepy manner, and give him your number.

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

It's alright OP. You may look like crazy stalker weirdo but at least you look like a kind crazy stalker weirdo. ..Or maybe he just thinks your going to take a key and a piece of his hair off of his shoulder to try and do voodoo on him...

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Streeet_hayley 6

Isnt stalking what Facebook is for?

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leadman1989 15

The road to robot hell is paved with good Intentions.

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nerobluerose 10

Did the guy look at you like you were creepy? Anyone like my pic? It was on a pet store I passed by in my town. Awesomeness.

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crowing2113 1

No it's not. I've seen that pic all over the Internet foe a while.

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jillianmathers12 13

Just explain it to him I am sure he will understand!

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HowAreYouToday 34

Too wholesome. Gtfo

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Iheartfunny 1

Missunderstandings suck like once I was kidnapping this kid... ahh never mind.

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HowAreYouToday 34

I hear you. Once I was robbing this bank, and some lady thought I was Justin Bieber. It sucks to be on the wrong end of a misunderstanding...

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HeavyScout 0

Seems like being a good Samaritan has back fired on you. Sorry OP.

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organicmtdew 0

You win for knowing to capitalize! Biblical references done right FTW!

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palahniukpaul 6

Haha louser stalker

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ItsTheKing 10

Son of a bitch. Who the hell was your English teacher?

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BellaBelle_fml 23

4, you really should quit talking about yourself like that, not good for your self-esteem.

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kyarush 10

What was that fatty? I didn't quite get that.

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GrammaticalNazi 2

4 - Hey, you want to get in one of my special showers? Please?

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rarememory 7

Should've told him next time he leaves his ID around you're taking his life over and walked away

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MrsPegg 45

I understand why you did what you did, but don't get why you didnt just call the local YMCA branch and tell them you found his lost keys? They could've notified him for you and saved you any embarrassment.

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nitram0606 0

You understand why he did what he did, but you don't know why he did what he did instead if what you said he should do. Ok that's cleared up.

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MrsPegg 45

yep, that's pretty much it. . . Now that I reread my comment, I see your point. LOL ;)

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I don't understand. There was no reception desk or lost and found? Seems like a lot of inefficient effort.

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emerluvsu 6

Then just explain your situation about finding the keys, stupid!

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Oh nooooo how embarrassing. Isn't that what Facebook is made for, and why everyone uses it? So other people can look through it? If no one looked at it then what's the point?

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Cazzybum 11

People don't have their contact details on public view on facebook so op would have been better off handing them in to the YMCA.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Love is the key, 66.

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ErinLacy 0

Ummm , Free gym membership? ;)

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