Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
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Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I hope I never have a kid like #8.
hk_fml 9
Messed up. I dont think I'd buy my daughter a thong at sixteen. Awkward. D:
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Comments (230)
FlatBaby 0
Is she spoiled? Because i tell my mom always that i love her (L)
alysonweislerxo 0
teenagers do not only tell their parents they love them when they get them shit. how dare some parents think like that. i lost my uncle in such an immediate way there was no time to prepare for his death and its moments like that you learn how fragile life is. i am 16 and i tell my parents i love them every morning and every night. also i find it quite embarassing that your 16 year old needs you to come with her to buy her first thong. she should be making her own money and buying her own underwear. its a part of growing up and she should learn how to. just because your daughter is 16 and wearing thongs does not make her a *****, frankly a lot of girls go commando so just be greatful she is wearing a piece of cloth down there anyways. thongs are more comfortable and overall are better for girls because underwear lines are embarassing. i do admit that usually we do show the boys pictures and stuff, but we would do that anyway.
bubblekat9 0
nice way to let your daughter become a ****
hellothere100891 0
To the people saying that she should be buying her own underwear- She is 16. Why in God's name should she have to buy her own underwear? Yes, learning responsibility and earning money for yourself is a great thing. But common. I'm almost 18 and my Mother still buys my underwear, and well everything else I have. The reason- not because I'm some spoiled brat, but because I do not have a job. Not every teen has nor needs to have a job just because they're at the legal age to. Yes, I've had a job before, I've had a couple. But really, as my Parents say, "As a child, your job is school, and getting an education." I think I've made my point quite clear. :D
taradeborde87 3
You're a spoiled brat. Unless you're still in high school, at 18, you should be moving out. And in school or not you should have a job! People are being encouraged to be less responsible and to act like children when they should be adults. It's ridiculous. I'm 24, got a job at 16 and moved out at 18
hellothere100891 0
Also, she is not a ***** for wearing thongs. I got my first thong at 13. My mom encouraged it before I got it. There is nothing wrong with wearing one. And guess what? I tell my Mother and Father I love them each and every day.
shanyo 0
why would you buy your teenage daughter a thong?
GIJoeman 0
Awkward...
bloodyhell9398 0
what the **** how is a thong slutty grow up my best friend is 14 and wears a thong and she isnt a ***** at all! thongs are incredibly comfortable and tons of kids younger than 16 wear them
irrelevantxx 0
Ouch....
cheech19 1
Thats just sad