Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
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Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I hope I never have a kid like #8.
hk_fml 9
Messed up. I dont think I'd buy my daughter a thong at sixteen. Awkward. D:
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Comments (230)
KeiIshiyama 10
You deserve it for buying her a thong. If you're under 18, that shit is trashy.
minisquid 9
And here come the Grammar Nazis.
Maximus_Axiom 7
eh to me thongs are slutty IMO i would rather see your big girl panty lines...but hey thongs are for guys to there easy to put on, they dont bind, and i feel manly
taradeborde87 3
My mom bought me a thong for my 8th grade graduation, only because I didn't want panty lines with my dress. After that I thought they were comfy and have worn them ever since. I am the furthest thing from a **** or *****.
taradeborde87 3
But it does sound like you raised a brat if she only said I love you because you bought her something. Coming from someone who has lost a fiance, best friend and 2 other close friends, you should say I love you every chance you get. Sounds cheesy but you never know when it will be the last time.
maycee123 4
wow #8 obviously your username fits you well. anyways OP the only reason your daughter might need a thong is to impress a boy, or to wear a certain outfit that calls for such, and usually the outfit is a little slutty to say the least. and if that's the first time she's said she loves you in a while, sounds to me like she's a little spoiled and unappreciative, therefore you shouldn't be buying her anything in the first place... nevertheless, the real problem here is your relationship with your daughter, you need to sit her down and have some girl time, watch a movie you both enjoy, go out for dinner, because regardless of what you're doing for her, I love you is something you BOTH should hear on a regular basis
thelostking509 3
She did buy her the thong
wmkaz 4
The question is why are you buying your daughter a thong at 16? Are you TRYING to encourage her to dress like a *****?
Ninjasaurus18 9
Why do girls even wear thongs? I mean seriously, how are you supped to do sports or gym or anything with basically a wedgie the whole day? It makes no sense... And then yeah, your daughter is awful, I'm sorry. But I'm a 13 year old girl, with some 'sarcasm and backtalking' issues and en I say she needs to be more respectful to you.
I_dont_exist 5
can I have her number? ;)