Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
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Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I hope I never have a kid like #8.
hk_fml 9
Messed up. I dont think I'd buy my daughter a thong at sixteen. Awkward. D:
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Comments (230)
theMIGHTYduck 0
thats so wrong. im in eighth grade and like so many girls in my schoool wear thongs.
kingsolomon89 0
**** in training?
Jennika 0
i think you should talk to her about that.. (the love thing, not the thong) it took me a long time to tell my mom and dad i loved them comfortably/hug them. i stopped when i was like 9.. i dunno why.. and then when i was like 18-19 i was able to start saying it to them again.. thats sad.. u need to talk to her...
tinkrbll90 0
wow well its kinda ur fault?
weeeezy 0
so many judgemental people.... just because she's wearing a thong does not make her a *****. duh.
i_need_a_life 0
Your daughter is NOT a **** for wearing a thong!!! You are NOT a bad parent for buying her one!!!
cwcwwang 0
SLUUUUUUUUU
Q_0 0
She may and may not be a ****, since none of us know if she's actually done anything (or anyone, for that matter), but buying her a thong is just plain weird. She should be buying her own underwear by now. Plus, it's risque and suggestive. I don't see how having a string shoved in your buttcrack can be comfortabe, personally. I hope that if she's going to wear a thong that she at least wears a belt with her pants because nobody wants to see a whale tail hanging out in the open. Last year there was a girl at my school who wore thongs all the time and no belt and the whole class could always see her buttcrack and thong. It was disgusting. Everybody thought so, even the guys. Oh yeah, and don't take the fact that she never says "I love you" personally. I never say I love you to my mom (but she kinda desrves it), and I wouldn't give a flying f*** if my future kids don't day I love you either. Just make sure that she doesn't actually become a ****, or else your going to be an early grandparent.
Dhamy 0
Thongs are disgusting! And your daughter is stupid.
Rajko 0
LOL @ the ignorant comments here. What sort of backwoods, sheltered, no life having hicks are you that assume any chick that wears a thong is a ****? Maybe she just doesn't want panty lines or something, idiots.