Your boss is a lame ass.

"That's right. I disapprove of you having fun. If it were up to me, I'd make fun illegal, and then you'd all understand what it's like to be ruled with an iron fist. For now, I shall bide my time, waiting for the day our glorious president not only rids us of illegal immigrants who are invading our country at will, but who will also make fun punishable by death! All glory to The Donald!"

Looks like you’re not going to have that strategy to get a rise out of your boss. (A pay rise, that is!) It’s going to be hard to get ahead in business.

Yeah your boss needs to lighten up. Everyone knows that’s the universal pose for pretending to sing

Don't eat a banana at work because you might get fired for inappropiate behaviour I guess..

He's saving you for himself...