Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
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Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I hope I never have a kid like #8.
hk_fml 9
Messed up. I dont think I'd buy my daughter a thong at sixteen. Awkward. D:
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Comments (230)
museismylife 0
i agree with 201
fuzz97 23
she's a ****
stuffy25 0
its the thought that counts
ccchantel 0
im 16 and have been wearing thongs since i was 12 (when i started doing my own shopping) and i have a pretty good head on my shoulders when it comes to sex. i honestly don't understand the connection people are trying to draw between the two.
taradeborde87 3
When you were 12 you did your own shopping? Hun, when your parents give you money and drop you off at the mall, you're not really doing your own shopping. Grow up.
LifeSucks102 0
I'm 20 and I've never worn a thong. They just look so god damned uncomfortable. My best friend has been trying to make me get one for years, but I haven't. You call them "granny panties". I call them "comfortable".
finallyfreemaria 0
lol I did the same thing to my mom but I was 15
lexie719 4
to people saying that other people won't be seeing it and that peer pressure wouldn't happen, she's sixteen. she probably goes to a highschool so other girls see Irvin the locker room. I'm 15 and my mom bought me my first thong a few months ago and it's not for guys or peer pressure, I just think they're comfy.
purplesniper 0
maybe she would love u more if u spelled daughter right
purplesniper 0
maybe she would love u more if u spelled daughter right
NvUsDistortion 3
why can't we be friends? why can't we be friends?