Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
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Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I hope I never have a kid like #8.
hk_fml 9
Messed up. I dont think I'd buy my daughter a thong at sixteen. Awkward. D:
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Comments (230)
ElenaG_fml 3
My mom bought me my first thong at thirteen. I didn't beg to wear them or anything, she was actually the one encouraging me to wear them.
BiChelsea 6
Guys, thongs should not go up your ass, those are g-strings, the slutty thongs. I wore one as a younger teens as they are quite comfy and yeh...
lilpsyco 16
Only in Florida
dreamtosing 15
I wear a thong because I hate panty lines.
JordanDempsey 20
I do believe it is their fault. Bad parenting really. It sounds like she never disciplined her child. The child took advantage of her and it became too late. So, ya, her fault.
sexyboi1985 27
Buy a thong for ur next kid a bit earlier I guess !
TheDvsOne 20
I'm sure she really does love you not slit of teens like to admit it all the time
PunkPrincess_fml 11
That's a teenager.
Sarah_406029835 7
your daughter is going to be a *****
Kyliej96 6
I was buying my own way before that.