Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
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Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I hope I never have a kid like #8.
hk_fml 9
Messed up. I dont think I'd buy my daughter a thong at sixteen. Awkward. D:
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Comments (230)
jokolopolop 0
people need to chill the fck out. she's 16 I no people who are 14 and younger who have screwed 21 year olds
taradeborde87 3
What's your point??
notyounothimme 0
why are so many people calling this girl a ****, oh no, she's sixteen and has one thong, in today's world that's not a big deal, I'm sure there are plenty of younger girls (also not *****) who wear thongs
nor00 5
Iol. I'm 15. I buy my own thongs. nobody cares. my mom doesen't know and and she wouldn't care if she knew. what's up with all the fuss? and btw i love her
mattiecyberbee 0
my mom bought me thongs when I was 13, I didn't even ask for them...yet another example of wonderful parenting
beautybabee 4
buying a 16 year old a thong isn't bad. a lot of people just think they are more comfortable. it took me awhile to get my mom to buy some but I don't wear them to get guys or anything they're just better to me. lol
stuart169 3
Everybody that says, "oh she's a teenager, no teenagers care about they're parents." well **** you. It's the parents fault that the kids don't love them. They should have raised them better. I'm 16, and i love my parents because they are my parents, not because they buy me shit (which they don't, and i honestly don't care).
stuart169 3
i think #8 is ******* retarded....
RealDjRatchet 0
What a *****
nosferatu4444 10
you desertve this for eactualy buying her a thong and raising her tot the kind of girl that uses terms as I love you just when she gets stuff, and not when she feels like it. thats just bad parenting
KeiIshiyama 10
She deserves it for buying the ungrateful bitch a thong.