By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
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TiiBags 15

Well shit, and they didn't even buy you dinner first...

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ScottVining 21

If they gave you their real name you should report them to the police.

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TiiBags 15

Well shit, and they didn't even buy you dinner first...

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MrSassypants 33

#8, you haven't heard? It's common courtesy to buy someone dinner before you mug them. It's in the mugger's handbook.

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Duckzy 16

What an inconsiderate criminal not even treating the victim to a meal first...

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americanafrican 32

that sucks you had to pay for your own dinner op

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shadowofbong 16

#42, pretty sure paying for the mugger's dinner stings much more

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Econforthwin 15

Could you imagine if the mugger had said, "you use your credit card for dinner and I'll give you the cash"?

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kaablam 17

I hope the table conversation was worth it.

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Kazze 31

"So, what's the darkest street you have to take on your way home?" ... I would imagine it didn't make up for it.

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ScottVining 21

If they gave you their real name you should report them to the police.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

I'd report them even if OP doesn't have their real name. Since they were on a date, OP at least has enough to give a great physical description, if not their real name/what car they drive/etc. The fact that the "date" put on a front like that instead of just mugging the OP outright is concerning. Glad you're physically safe, OP!

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cocacola999 27

If OP is lucky, the restaurant might even have CCTV, at least at the entrance.

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CurvyisCool 22

That is a good point. Was he/she/they good looking?

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Emmiii_fml 18

Knowing OP's gender still wouldn't help. They could be attracted to people of the same gender :)

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1dvos_grl3 21

I don't think their looks really matter in this situation..

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fabulouskenaz 6

I think their looks matter so that op can describe them

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garebear61 14

Something tells me whether they are attractive or not, mugging is a bit of a turn off, unless you're into that sort of thing I guess???

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SirMichael 13

@14, Yes but since only 5-10% of the population are gay it gives you a pretty good shot at guessing correctly.

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confusedAsFuck 34

Why? Had you something to do with OP being mugged?

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Likian5 26

Now that's a whole new level of a sad excuse for a human being...

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jagma_fml 14

At least you *probably* have all the info to get them arrested though, like contact details, description, etc..?

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russiancat464 12

i got mugged when i tried to buy weed...it sucks haha

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royal_ranger 12

#19: Dat profile pic always makes me laugh lol

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HeartYou101 31

Wow, we got a badass who buys weed over here guys...

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kaet 21

you're not buying weed right if you have to try

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Colon_Man 17

I once had a guy pull a gun on me and asked if I had any last requests. I asked if I could have his gun. I got it at a steal. *didn't really happen

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RollingCakes 21

I'm really sorry OP, that sounds terrifying. I wish you lots of luck for your future dating experiences, although I understand that must have been traumatizing, so it might be hard for you to get back out there.

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