By MIB thingy please... - 05/02/2015 01:21 - United States - Oregon City

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Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML
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JMichael 25

And that's when your dad when into serial killer mode.

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WitEluded 13

Then dad said, "The outside of my boot is about to feel the inside of your ass"

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kurodansei 16

Sorry, neuralizers are for field agents only. It's not a toy -K

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AirBusDriver 23

My comment was directed towards #22 :)

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KhaleesiDannie 26

He's lucky to be alive

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AutisticAbyss 10

And this is why parents say to keep the door open when a boy is over.

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jordanashley211 20

What an eloquent way to say you want to sleep with someone.

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doctorhook86 24

#29: Ehh, I think the guy could've been a lot more eloquent.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@64 This made me laugh out loud. Nothing eloquent about this kid. Sounds like he read one too many books on how not to sound sexy.

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ajs1987 15

Your Dad's response should've been to go whisper in his ear, "I want to feel the inside of your ass with the outside of my foot."

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fullerkate3 17

Maybe he shouldn't have said that in front of her parents though.

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Chaith 16

Nobody's noticed the original poster's name. Everyone could use that Men In Black' trademarked memory eraser, every now and then.

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SoNotReal 2

Ha ha! ...someone else did see the user name!

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