By MIB thingy please... - 05/02/2015 01:21 - United States - Oregon City

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Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML
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JMichael 25

And that's when your dad when into serial killer mode.

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rmllavaneras 19

Whoa! I would have been totally swept off my feet if my wife had said something like that on our first date. Hallmark should sell this card.

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allplayedout 20

Gross. Also, classy. When's yalls next date? The year 2525?

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thenewgirl29 20

That's an odd thing to whisper in front of a girls parents and after a date.

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CandyApple88 13

That's when you say "i want to feel the inside of your ass with the outside of my forearm"

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LigerFan 1

At least he used clinical terms for the body parts in question

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ArizonaBeauty 6

awkward..... both how he said it and dealing with parents after.

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theblindpotato 6

As disturbing as it is this kid has balls and you should marry :)

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_3rdeye 10

that line is not sexy with or without your parents there.

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