By MIB thingy please... - 05/02/2015 01:21 - United States - Oregon City

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Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML
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JMichael 25

And that's when your dad when into serial killer mode.

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exuberant_orange 17

That's an awfully descriptive way of saying "I wanna bang" XD

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travellingfun 18

Sounds like he has just learned about sex, just letting you know how it's done. You know the birds and the bees.

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pjsr 32

Agreed. This line is only marginally better than "If I ****** you, I wouldn't pull out"

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tamesenicole 27

You mean a neuralizer from MIB? Lol and I don't blame you

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born_hustla 26

What is it during the date you told him that led him to say such corny stuff? Not to mention in front of your parents.. Disrespectful!!

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mmazzaa 16

Could of been more romantic if he said it in the rain

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@82, "I want to feel the inside of your ****** with the outside of my penis.....In the rain." Oh damn, you're right. Nailed it!

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newzealand 28

It's worse cause I picture him saying it slowly while maintaining eye contact with her dad

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@86, While wearing pedo glasses and a thick mustache. Like a sir.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@66, I love that you noticed that. Because I too wonder if his girlfriend has a penis.

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